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28 Dundee, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 7
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Guess you could call me a nerd. Not sure I fit into the stereotype though. As in I don't have glasses and posses some (basic) social skills(sort of). I'm a catch basically ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stuck in Dundee waiting to move back down south to go back to work in security. Trying to decide if moving back to London is a great idea. Going to the gym a lot and hiking. Being a bit bored.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting myself into absurd situations and making my life far more complicated than it needs to be. I guess I'm good at my really really weird obscure job. Not the best in the field(the people that are are terrifying. Eats your whole life.) but I'm good at it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall. It's the only thing I can think of really. I know I make a lot of jokes. Bad ones. So you'll probably notice that. I'm sorry. So so sorry. (I lied I'm not sorry)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Danger, White Zombie, The M Machine, alt-J(∆), Trentemoller, Ennio Morricone, Electric Wizard, DJ Shadow, NIN, Mark Morgan, Band Of Horses, Beats Antique, Pixies, Sunset Rubdown, Neil Young & Crazy Horse, Mogwai, Fuck Buttons, Michael Manring, Crystal Castles, Porter Robinson, Mastodon, Black Mountain, Smashing Pumpkins, HEALTH, Iggy And The Stooges, Joe Satriani, Metallica, Bong-Ra, Ellen Allien & Apparat, The Melvins, Amon Tobin, Ratatat, Emancipator, Huun Huur Tu & Carmen Rizzo, Trevor Jones, Massive Attack, Grandaddy, Wolfgang Gartner, Air, Fever Ray, TV On The Radio, Ramona Falls, Johnny Cash, Justice, Apparat, Kronos Quartet, Kimmo Pohjonen,Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Witch, Martin Grech, Warren Zevon, The Who, Portishead, The Beatles, Deadmau5, Simon And Garfunkel, Dio, Kravinsky, Trentemøller, Grimes, Muse, Bohren & der club of I just copy pasted the artists off my phone. Not going to lie.

I love A Song of Ice and Fire(Game of thrones) too. It's pretty much the only thing I'm a "fan" of. As in I'd go to conventions and all that. Get upset if a character dies. Start crying and take time off work and so on. I like things like Poe and Lovecraft quite a bit. Love stuff like that. Vonnegut as well. Think that's the main ones...I'm easy going though. I like a lot of things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tea

2. Music

3. Family and friends

4. Nature

5. My bed?

6. Man I just can't do six things...I-I tried...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Because of my job I think about obscure security problems no one cares about a lot. But don't worry, I almost never talk about it outside of work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Ideally either out with friends or inside with my feet up in my bath robe. Brooding and smoldering you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You should message me if
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Just for the hell of it really. If you really like dogs, are a bit nerdy and love the outdoors/exercise chances are I'll like you (: