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23 M Rochester, NY

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Last Online
May 19
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from high school
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
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My self-summary
Hey sexual!
I really don't take this thing seriously. And a big shout out goes to those of you who make that possible. I got sick of the same boring people at bars, so I thought maybe someone worth while is here. Nope. So thanks for that :) But if you're interesting and you know it, clap your hands. And also keep reading. Hopefully we have some stuff in common. In which case I'll probably shit a brick.

I was a Navy submariner on the USS Dallas. My jobs were mostly mechanical (diesel engine, hydraulics, pumps etc) but included everything from firefighting, to driving the damn submarine. I got out in January. Right now I'm a car mechanic and I sell cars and build engines for people on the side, mostly to fund my own engine build. Yes, I'm a gearhead. I was born with a wrench in my hands and grease under my nails. Deal with it.

I'm looking for someone who just totally rocks my socks.
I regret to inform you, that my socks are thoroughly un-rocked.
Please help me, as I am in quite a pickle.
What I'm saying is that you all suck.
No, really. Hot garbage.
Get it together, females.
I love summer.
I drive an old topless Ford Bronco named Farrah.
She's my baby.
Lol Jenna Marbles.
Guilty pleasure=Taylor Swift and Katy Perry.
Psst...I don't feel guilty at all.
I play the acoustic guitar and sing.
I write songs.
I enjoy Sailor Jerry, and a cigarette once in a while.
I hate when people type in all caps.
It looks like you're yelling.
don fuckin talk like dis ghetto babay mama.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm fit. I want someone who is fit too.
I like a goofy/quirky girl who can just be herself.
It's way hot.
Yes, I'm a dork, And I'm looking for my nerd.
If you fit into this category, and you are not some homeless guy's drug hallucination manifesting itself into an okstupid profile, please, for the love of Aisha, talk to me.

I'll teach you how to dance inside the funny farm.
What I’m doing with my life
Being confused about it. And trying to find someone to be confused with.
I’m really good at
Being disappointed.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fuck if I know, I guess that I have a deadpan way of talking, according to whoever the hell told me that. They said I remind them of "Daria" You know, that MTV show from the 90s...
The six things I could never do without
I give you 3.
My Bronco
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Blood. And cute little kittens. And why so many Canadian women are drop dead gorgeous.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends usually. Or in my garage.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a cool down to Earth girl who actually has a few things of interest to say. Being cute definitely goes a long way too lol. Oh and bonus points if you know who Lissie is.

So basically if you don't exist.