Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am sure judging by the name you can guess that I am a geek.
Yeah..guilty! Not to brag or anything but when I started to follow
Joel Hodgsons's project (think Joel from MST3K) Cinematic Titanic I
became pretty heavy in the forum and community. I ended up meeting
the entire cast of CT and we know each other on pretty good terms.
Yeah.....It makes me happy!! = ) In addition to that geek
awesomeness I collect comic books and have a rather impressive
collection of Clue(do) games. I would love to talk to anyone who
loves Clue or Cluedo and if they collect HELL YES!
Besides my various geek collections I love to write, watch movies
and party with my friends and boyfriend. Seriously, if I can think
of a reason to celebrate I will do it. I am a bit of a kid at
times. I love to color, doodle and watch kid movies. At the same
time I love to sit in my rocking chair and read Taste of Homes. I
love collecting recipes, especially anything from the 1940s-1960s.
I love collecting cookie cutters and cake pans and would love to
have all of the supplies to make super amazing deserts for my
friends and baby.
I am admittingly kinky and very sex driven and sex positive. I
identify as pansexual though that is not an option on okcupid. If
you are curious as to what pansexual means please message me. I am
active in the GLBT community as well as a supporter of equal rights
for ALL including the trans community. I wish I was more active in
the community however and will certainly start doing so once
certain aspects of my life fall into place. I do NOT tolerate
haters of any kind, hating ANYONE for a part of who they are is
wrong and I will not allow anyone near me with that attitude. You
think like that? Go fuck yourself and have a shitty day! ; D
**PLEASE NOTE-i DO NOT GET ON HERE VERY OFTEN. IF I DON'T RESPOND
PLEASE DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE. I ALWAYS TRY TO RESPOND TO MESSAGES
WHEN I CAN UNLESS IT IS BASIC UNCREATIVE SEXUAL ADVANCES. I FIND
THOSE POINTLESS AND UNIMAGINATIVE. I DO APPRECIATE THE COMPLIMENT
HOWEVER IT MORE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO FIND A HOLE TO
STUFF AND LESS TELLING ME I AM BEAUTIFUL OR SEXY. I LIKE BEING
LOOKED AT LIKE A HUMAN.***
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am in the process of going onto disability. I have multiple
issues that prevent me from working. It is something I have been
dealing with for a long while and I am still not over that fact
yet. I have a bulding disc (my L5/S1), curvature of the spine,
degenerative disc disease and I was also just diagnosed with Fibro.
I have been fighting for Social Security for four years now and am
hoping that soon, and I mean SOON now my fight will be over.
I live with my amazing boyfriend and our cat Tink in our apartment.
We both moved in here in November and having my own home is still
new to me. Before that I had always lived with family or friends.
It is nice to have the apartment be ours. I love the space and the
location is very convenient as well. There is a lot I can't do due
to my disabilities and there for I am working on getting a PCA. I
am actually hiring my best friend for that due to certain things I
need help with. Plus, ya just don't wanna trust just ANYONE into
your home. Know what I mean? I very much love the 1950s and try to
be an old fashioned house wife which is very fitting of me and my
boyfriends relationship. He is very much an old fashioned gentleman
and I love it. He goes off to work and I do what I can to put food
on the table for when he gets home. Of course I can't always do
what I would like to do but hell, a girl can try!
My boyfriend and I met in June but did not start dating officially
until August. Which is nice, because that is both of our birthday
months. Its like officially winning over his love was the best
birthday present ever! We are in a poly relationship and we focus
very heavily on communication. I am open to dating, secondary
relationships or maybe even play partners depending on the dynamic.
I am personally not interested in casual sex.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cussing, caring and worrying, coloring in the lines, over doing
things when I know I shouldn't, baking an epic batch of tater tot
hotdish! being just as vulgar as the guys, throwing out a geek
reference or two, playing an epic round of Clue! Knowing more then
the average person about The Beatles and Clue board games! ; D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not sure...hmm, physical? Probably boobs, eyes, smile?
Personality wise I am sure either the fact that I cuss like a
sailor on crack or the fact that I crack a lot of really bad lame
jokes. I will have to ask my baby later!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I tend to go for stuff aimed at teens and young adults. NO!
NOT FUCKING TWILIGHT! Sorry to all the Twilight lovers but damn.
Vamps are NOT suppose to sparkle. I like my vampires sexy and
scary! Anyways..rant over. I love Harry Potter! Lemony Snickets
rocks my world. I also love Goosebumps as lame as that is. I love
true life murder books like Helter Skelter and books about
forensics and solving crimes. With a lot of those books laying
around I tend to come across as someone who has a shit load of dead
bodies in my basement. Yeah...best not to cross me ; P
Movies: I love horror, comedy, Disney..pretty much everything. I
love a good bad movie. Ya know the type? The kind that hurts! I
LOVE Julie Andrews so Mary Poppins is the best movie on the face of
this mother fucking planet! Besides that favorite movies tend to
switch off depending on my mood. Rent is always a favorite, as is
21 Jump Street, Children of the Corn and Meet the Robinsons.
Television: BBC tv makes me so fucking happy!! Doctor Who,
Sherlock, The IT Crowd, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Twilight
Zone, Unsolved Mysteries, The Brak Show, Space Ghost Coast to
Coast, The X Files etc
Music: The Beatles rock my god damn world!! I can listen to them
all day every day and never be sick of them! Besides them I love
Dave Mathews Band, Maroon 5, Lady Gaga, Linkin Park, REM, Red Hot
Chili Peppers, 80s awesome shit etc My favorite song of all times
is Roam by B52s. Don't know it? Youtube that motherfucker. It is
Food: I am a true Minnesotan!! I LOVE me some tater tot hotdish! I
also love anything involving cheese and bacon. I love a good
burger, pizza, Chinese food is always a winner with me. I am a bit
of a Mountain Dew Addict. I buy this peach juice and it is like the
best mother fucking shit ever! I am part native american so I grew
up eating wild rice soup with venison and a good piece of fry
bread. Fry bread is amazing, Indian tacos rule my world too! am
allergic to oranges and peanuts, which sucks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could be logical but when it comes to this question I actually
find that annoying. Yes...duh..you need air! I like to take it a
little more silly yet serious at the same time. So...here
1) my man. Yeah...I need him in the sense that he completes my
heart and I feel whole because of him. He has given me so much,
helped me to grow and I want to be a better person because of him.
He constantly keeps me motivated and wanting to do and be the best
and yet, he is so appreciative of who I am and what I can
accomplish. Plus he is a fucking old fashioned gentleman.
2)pain pills. I know, I come across as a bit of a narc-aholic but
with pain levels at between a 6-9 ya damn well gonna need something
to take the fucking edge off!
3) swear words. With out them like half of my fucking vocab would
be gone. I need that shit!
4) my bestie. She keeps me sane, happy and helps me in so many ways
I could never repay her even if I tried. I try to do the same for
her but damn..I feel like she has been brought into my life to keep
me from imploding on myself. She is a true scientific
5) Geekery. I love geeks, being around geek shit, geek discussions
and collecting geek stuff. Yeah, I love all things to do with geek.
Geek is a total part of my every day life!
6) BACON!!! Ok seriously, kinda lame but this bitch needs her some
fucking bacon!! NOW. That is right, go get it for me. NOW! And
please, if it can be apple smoked then even better! kthanksbuhbye!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
sex, unfortunately my pain level and when the last time I took pain
pills and muscle relaxants is, until February 2nd I am spending a
lot of time thinking about my upcoming social security court
hearing. I worry about my boyfriend like ALL the time and also
constantly I am worrying about my small circle of friends. I
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends, usually hanging out with my bestie and waiting for my
boyfriend to come home from work. Possibly cooking dinner or
cleaning the apt. Housewife stuff ; D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If it is private, think I am going to post it here? Yeah, ya gotta
get to know me pretty damn good before I will tell you anything
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are not an asshat. If you wanna eat bacon on ice cream and
laugh at MST3K riffs. If you love a good game of Clue(do). If you
are a geek, love geeks or both. If you know what Cinematic Titanic
is and want to indulge. If you are kinky, identify as a little and
wanna play with legos or barbies!
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