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superhooman

27 F McMinnville, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Administration
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm beginning to fear that I'm the only nerdy, punk rock mountaineer round these parts.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for on here, gonna set my sights low and hope for a new friend..

I wouldn't consider seriously dating someone who has kids, doesn't work, or doesn't drive. If that makes me seem shallow... then fuck. I guess I'm shallow.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to be the person Mr Rogers knew I could be.
I’m really good at
Catching stuff that's falling when nobody is around.
The first things people usually notice about me
Big eyes, small boobs. Maybe not in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just finished the 5th book of the A Song Of Ice And Fire series, and now I don't know what to do with my life. I love the band The Devil Makes Three. I'm pretty sure my favorite show is futurama. All time favorite movie? Forrest Gump. I haven't seen nearly as many movies as the average person, but I almost always stick to comedies. Food? Shit. Now that's tough. Bacon. No.. Guacamole! No.... cheese? Yeah those things. And everything else. Except seafood. If I wanted to smell dying vagina I'd go work at a lesbian hospice.
The six things I could never do without
Love, hate, laughter, music, silence, and corrective lenses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Humans and how weird we are. How much I need a Subaru. Space. Volcanos. Moving to Canada. Maybe New Zealand... OC. Things to shamelessly repost. Dinosaurs. Ghosts. Gods. My best friend, and whether she exists or not. Responsibility and how to side step it. Food. My dogs. My mom. Your mom. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been single for two and a half years and I like it that way much more often than I don't.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You can relate.