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superhooman

28 F McMinnville, OR

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Administration
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm beginning to fear that I'm the only nerdy, punk rock mountaineer round these parts.

I'm not exactly sure what I'm looking for on here, gonna set my sights low and hope for a new friend..

I wouldn't consider seriously dating someone who has kids, doesn't work, or doesn't drive. If that makes me seem shallow... then fuck. I guess I'm shallow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to be the person Mr Rogers knew I could be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching stuff that's falling when nobody is around.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Big eyes, small boobs. Maybe not in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I just finished the 5th book of the A Song Of Ice And Fire series, and now I don't know what to do with my life. I love the band The Devil Makes Three. I'm pretty sure my favorite show is futurama. All time favorite movie? Forrest Gump. I haven't seen nearly as many movies as the average person, but I almost always stick to comedies. Food? Shit. Now that's tough. Bacon. No.. Guacamole! No.... cheese? Yeah those things. And everything else. Except seafood. If I wanted to smell dying vagina I'd go work at a lesbian hospice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, hate, laughter, music, silence, and corrective lenses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humans and how weird we are. How much I need a Subaru. Space. Volcanos. Moving to Canada. Maybe New Zealand... OC. Things to shamelessly repost. Dinosaurs. Ghosts. Gods. My best friend, and whether she exists or not. Responsibility and how to side step it. Food. My dogs. My mom. Your mom. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been single for two and a half years and I like it that way much more often than I don't.
You should message me if
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You can relate.