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-SuperJew-

31 M Santa Monica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently)

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My self-summary
"How would i describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer...Merciless...Insatiable."
-Dwight Schrute

"You've gotta deal with the shit if you wanna be the shit."
-Jesus

Some thoughts:

'Mc' and 'Premium' don't belong in the same sentence. I probably won't ever get a cup of McCafe Premium Roast Coffee...but I'll accept 7-11 in a bind.

I've never played Risk nor Yahtzee, yet feel no regrets.

I tend to put other people before myself. Case in point: I happily eat the mutant peanut M&M's. I feel nobody else will. They also have twice the peanut to chocolate ratio, which is clearly healthier. It's all about what's inside.

I'm an INTJ supposedly, if that means something to you. If it doesn't, that makes at least two of us.

I am the tallest person in my family, which REALLY isn't saying much.

I get along best with east coaster's (New Yorker's especially). I enjoy fast talking and people who can comprehend fast talkers…as I tend to ramp up in speed when excited…and I'm quite excitable.

I don't throw the dice too much when dancing…but when I do, you know they're coming up seven.

I refer to all cute dogs as puppies, regardless of age. Unless they're those rare arthritic and smelly fuckers. I call them the dogs they are and wash my hands after giving them a thorough petting. The insanely ugly (one comes to mind) I treat extra special, see above M&M reasoning.

I LOVE my career, yet often entertain the idea of switching to either a tram tour guide at Universal or a jungle cruise captain at Disneyland.

I don't read my fortune until i eat the cookie even though they obviously don't come true (in bed). And compliments or random numbers do not a fortune make you lazy cookie makers.

Ever since I discovered how to make iced coffee I abused said knowledge.

I'm a lefty.

Any time I read 'Come on!' I hear it in the voice of Gob Bluth.

My dating life slowed once I realized what I'm looking for.

I find it difficult to drive past a Menchies or Yogurtland and not stop.

I'm not a dentist, but if I was I'd be the 1 out of 5 that never agrees with the other 4 just to keep those sugar free gum fuckers innovating.

I've never fully enjoyed Bazooka Joe. the gum is practically a rock and by the time you begin to soften it, the flavor is lost. The comics, while i'm sure they're all gems in their own way, pretty much suck a fraction less than the gum. As sucky as the gum is...i kinda like it. i can't quite put my finger on why, but it's kinda nice knowing that no matter what happens, certain things will always kinda suck.
What I’m doing with my life
I had to work for two days near Palm Springs and was put up in a hotel. There wasn't much to do in the little town of Hemet, so a friend and I saw a movie in which they talked about waffles. I love waffle talk. The next morning I woke to discover they had a make your own waffle bar. And to discover this was a thing. Simply having a fresh waffle would have been great enough, but i was MAKING MY FIRST WAFFLE. Ever. That's what i love most about life. The unexpected little things that make it so awesome.

Beyond waffles, and yes there is more to life than waffles, I live for playing hockey, finding great live music, going to UCB, hiking, cooking, mixing drinks, having a grand time at the dog park, enjoying television and movies, and constantly trying to better myself.

This probably was asking about work. I'm a freelance editor. No, not books...commercial editing. So yes I'm one of the wretched LA industry people, but with the super awesome exception of normal hours and incredibly steady work.
I’m really good at
People watching. When I'm on I'm on, and it is rather unfortunate if i don't have someone to share my keen observations with. That and stuff. I love learning new skills. I am good at a few things and decent at a TON of things, but always looking to gain more skills.

I love creating things with my hands and like to be self reliant. As a result I'm a big do-it yourselfer. I love being a human swiss army knife. Latest skills: mixology, sushi, wood working, sous vide.
Next up: 3D printing
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm told I resemble Audrey Hepburn or Danny DeVito, depending on lighting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-BOOKS: Confederacy of Dunces, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings. Somehow those cover books and movies. more recent additions are the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Hunger Games serieses. seri? seriesseses. ya. that sounds right.

-MUSIC: Live and often. I listen to a ton of different things (more often alt/indie than not), but as of right now i keep going back to M83, Childish Gambino, Portugual the Man, Alt-J, Of Monsters and Men, Metronomy, Girls, Miike Snow, Foster the People (fuck me, right?), The Naked and Famous, Local Natives, The XX, The Shout Out Louds, Lost in the Trees, Diego Garcia, Cake, Gotye, Phantogram, Timber Timbre, Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, Elbow, Dr Dog, Future Islands, Jarrod Gorbel, Sea Wolf, The Dodos, TV on the Radio, and Frightened Rabbit. If i had a band, we'd be called Pizza-Party Genocide. We'd sound worse than our namesake would imply but we'd tell you it's a new sound that's blowing up in paris, and you just don't get it yet (i'm looking at you, MGMT's crap second album).

-FOOD: Current favorites out in the world: three hour Korean bbq session with a large group of friends, good sushi, Japanese tapas, quality matzo ball soup (only found two places that do it right), Mexican, Italian, Ethiopian, thai, indian...damnit, i'm pretty hungry now. I prefer/love cooking (and even thought it's not really cooking, i make the best damn guacamole this side of Chicago).
The six things I could never do without
•Concert tickets
•Ear plugs

•Hockey gear
•A place to use said gear

•Healthy food to cook
•Dog, not to cook
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking my lists from Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
🎶 I would do anything for love, but I won't do that 🎶

Oh! I just remembered, I had a double date with Topanga (you know which Topanga) a few years back and despite having a crush on her from ages 12-infinity AND a lot of great conversation I managed to not ditch my date for her.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you don't take things too seriously, are positive, and like having fun. I know everyone says crap like that. But seriously. Let's have FUN. I have and the kind of attitude where i instinctually hold open doors, play with puppies any time I can, and am nice to waiters/almost everyone in a service job because trust me, those jobs suck enough as it is...and c'mon, if you're nice to people they're usually nice to you. Win Win. So if you mesh well with that sort and like to jump around between a bunch of random thoughts (as exemplified above), you've come to the right place.