"You've gotta deal with the shit if you wanna be the shit."
'Mc' and 'Premium' don't belong in the same sentence. I probably won't ever get a cup of McCafe Premium Roast Coffee...but I'll accept 7-11 in a bind.
I've never played Risk nor Yahtzee, yet feel no regrets.
I tend to put other people before myself. Case in point: I happily eat the mutant peanut M&M's. I feel nobody else will. They also have twice the peanut to chocolate ratio, which is clearly healthier. It's all about what's inside.
I'm an INTJ supposedly, if that means something to you. If it doesn't, that makes at least two of us.
I am the tallest person in my family, which REALLY isn't saying much.
I get along best with east coaster's (New Yorker's especially). I enjoy fast talking and people who can comprehend fast talkers…as I tend to ramp up in speed when excited…and I'm quite excitable.
I don't throw the dice too much when dancing…but when I do, you know they're coming up seven.
I refer to all cute dogs as puppies, regardless of age. Unless they're those rare arthritic and smelly fuckers. I call them the dogs they are and wash my hands after giving them a thorough petting. The insanely ugly (one comes to mind) I treat extra special, see above M&M reasoning.
I LOVE my career, yet often entertain the idea of switching to either a tram tour guide at Universal or a jungle cruise captain at Disneyland.
I don't read my fortune until i eat the cookie even though they obviously don't come true (in bed). And compliments or random numbers do not a fortune make you lazy cookie makers.
Ever since I discovered how to make iced coffee I abused said knowledge.
I'm a lefty.
Any time I read 'Come on!' I hear it in the voice of Gob Bluth.
My dating life slowed once I realized what I'm looking for.
I find it difficult to drive past a Menchies or Yogurtland and not stop.
I'm not a dentist, but if I was I'd be the 1 out of 5 that never agrees with the other 4 just to keep those sugar free gum fuckers innovating.
I've never fully enjoyed Bazooka Joe. the gum is practically a rock and by the time you begin to soften it, the flavor is lost. The comics, while i'm sure they're all gems in their own way, pretty much suck a fraction less than the gum. As sucky as the gum is...i kinda like it. i can't quite put my finger on why, but it's kinda nice knowing that no matter what happens, certain things will always kinda suck.