"You've gotta deal with the shit if you wanna be the shit."
I tend to put other people before myself. Case in point: I happily eat the mutant peanut M&M's. I feel nobody else will. They also have twice the peanut to chocolate ratio, which is clearly healthier, irrefutably conforming it really is all about what's inside.
I get along best with east coaster's (New Yorker's especially). I enjoy fast talking and people who can comprehend fast talkers…as I tend to ramp up in speed when excited…and I'm quite excitable.
I refer to all cute dogs as puppies, regardless of age.
I LOVE my career, yet often entertain the idea of switching to either a tram tour guide at Universal or a jungle cruise captain at Disneyland.
I instinctually hold open doors and am nice to those in service job because trust me, those jobs suck.
Any time I read 'Come on!' I hear it in the voice of Gob Bluth.
My dating life slowed once I realized what I'm looking for.