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32 Santa Monica, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly), Esperanto (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"How would i describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer...Merciless...Insatiable."
-Dwight Schrute

"You've gotta deal with the shit if you wanna be the shit."

Some thoughts:

'Mc' and 'Premium' don't belong in the same sentence. I probably won't ever get a cup of McCafe Premium Roast Coffee...but I'll accept 7-11 in a bind.

I tend to put other people before myself. Case in point: I happily eat the mutant peanut M&M's. I feel nobody else will. They also have twice the peanut to chocolate ratio, which is clearly healthier. It's all about what's inside.

I am the tallest person in my family, which REALLY isn't saying much.

I get along best with east coaster's (New Yorker's especially). I enjoy fast talking and people who can comprehend fast talkers…as I tend to ramp up in speed when excited…and I'm quite excitable.

I don't throw the dice too much when dancing…but when I do, you know they're coming up seven.

I refer to all cute dogs as puppies, regardless of age. Unless they're those rare arthritic and smelly fuckers. I call them the dogs they are and wash my hands after giving them a thorough petting. The insanely ugly (one comes to mind) I treat extra special, see above M&M reasoning.

I LOVE my career, yet often entertain the idea of switching to either a tram tour guide at Universal or a jungle cruise captain at Disneyland.

Any time I read 'Come on!' I hear it in the voice of Gob Bluth.

I'm not a dentist, but if I was I'd be the 1 out of 5 that never agrees with the other 4 just to keep those sugar free gum fuckers innovating.

My dating life slowed once I realized what I'm looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
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I had to work for two days near Palm Springs and was put up in a hotel. There wasn't much to do in the little town of Hemet, so a friend and I saw a movie in which they talked about waffles. I love waffle talk. The next morning I woke to discover they had a make your own waffle bar. And to discover this was a thing. Simply having a fresh waffle would have been great enough, but i was MAKING MY FIRST WAFFLE. Ever. That's what i love most about life. The unexpected little things that make it so awesome. So to answer your question website: Waffles.
I’m really good at
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online dating. clearly. I also love creating things, working with my hands and like to be self reliant. As a result I'm a big do-it yourselfer. I love being a human swiss army knife. Latest skills: mixology, sushi making, wood working, sous vide cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I resemble Audrey Hepburn or Wayne Brady, depending on light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-BOOKS: Confederacy of Dunces, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings. Somehow those cover books and movies. more recent additions are the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Hunger Games serieses. seri? seriesseses. ya. that sounds right.

-MUSIC: Live and often. I listen to a ton of different things (more often alt/indie than not), but as of right now i keep going back to M83, Childish Gambino, Portugual the Man, Alt-J, Of Monsters and Men, Metronomy, Girls, Miike Snow, Foster the People (fuck me, right?), The Naked and Famous, Local Natives, The XX, The Shout Out Louds, Lost in the Trees, Diego Garcia, Cake, Gotye, Phantogram, Timber Timbre, Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, Elbow, Dr Dog, Future Islands, Jarrod Gorbel, Sea Wolf, The Dodos, TV on the Radio, and Frightened Rabbit. If i had a band, we'd be called Pizza-Party Genocide. We'd sound worse than our namesake would imply but we'd tell you it's a new sound that's blowing up in paris, and you just don't get it yet (i'm looking at you, MGMT's crap second album).

-FOOD: Current favorites out in the world: three hour Korean bbq session with a large group of friends, good sushi, Japanese tapas, quality matzo ball soup (only found two places that do it right), Mexican, Italian, Ethiopian, thai, indian...damnit, i'm pretty hungry now. I prefer/love cooking (and even thought it's not really cooking, i make the best damn guacamole this side of Chicago).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
•Concert tickets
•Concert ear plugs

•Hockey gear
•An ice rink to use said gear

•Healthy food, to cook
•Dog, not to cook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Checking my lists from Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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🎶 I would do anything for love, but I won't do that 🎶
You should message me if
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If you don't take things too seriously, are positive, and like having fun. I know everyone says crap like that. But seriously. Let's have FUN. I have and the kind of attitude where i instinctually hold open doors, play with puppies any time I can, and am nice to waiters/almost everyone in a service job because trust me, those jobs suck enough as it is...and c'mon, if you're nice to people they're usually nice to you. Win Win. So if you mesh well with that sort and like to jump around between a bunch of random thoughts (as exemplified above), you've come to the right place.