33 Santa Monica, CA
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My self-summary
"How would i describe myself? Three words. Hard-working. Alpha male. Jackhammer...Merciless...Insatiable."
-Dwight Schrute

"You've gotta deal with the shit if you wanna be the shit."

Some thoughts:

I tend to put other people before myself. Case in point: I happily eat the mutant peanut M&M's. I feel nobody else will. They also have twice the peanut to chocolate ratio, which is clearly healthier, irrefutably conforming it really is all about what's inside.

I get along best with east coaster's (New Yorker's especially). I enjoy fast talking and people who can comprehend fast talkers…as I tend to ramp up in speed when excited…and I'm quite excitable.

I refer to all cute dogs as puppies, regardless of age.

I LOVE my career, yet often entertain the idea of switching to either a tram tour guide at Universal or a jungle cruise captain at Disneyland.

I instinctually hold open doors and am nice to those in service job because trust me, those jobs suck.

Any time I read 'Come on!' I hear it in the voice of Gob Bluth.

My dating life slowed once I realized what I'm looking for.
What I’m doing with my life
I had to work for two days near Palm Springs and was put up in a hotel. There wasn't much to do in the little town of Hemet, so a friend and I saw a movie in which they talked about waffles. I love waffle talk. The next morning I woke to discover they had a make your own waffle bar. And to discover this was a thing. Simply having a fresh waffle would have been great enough, but i was MAKING MY FIRST WAFFLE. Ever. That's what i love most about life. The unexpected little things that make it so awesome.
I’m really good at
I love creating things, working with my hands and like to be self reliant. As a result I'm a big do-it yourselfer. I love being a human swiss army knife. Latest skills: mixology, sushi making, wood working, sous vide cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I resemble Audrey Hepburn or Wayne Brady, depending on light.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-BOOKS: Confederacy of Dunces, The Count of Monte Cristo, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings. Somehow those cover books and movies. more recent additions are the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Hunger Games serieses. seri? seriesseses. ya. that sounds right.

-MUSIC: Live and often. I listen to a ton of different things (more often alt/indie than not), but as of right now i keep going back to M83, Childish Gambino, Portugual the Man, Alt-J, Of Monsters and Men, Metronomy, Girls, Miike Snow, Foster the People (fuck me, right?), The Naked and Famous, Local Natives, The XX, The Shout Out Louds, Lost in the Trees, Diego Garcia, Cake, Gotye, Phantogram, Timber Timbre, Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr, Elbow, Dr Dog, Future Islands, Jarrod Gorbel, Sea Wolf, The Dodos, TV on the Radio, and Frightened Rabbit. If i had a band, we'd be called Pizza-Party Genocide. We'd sound worse than our namesake would imply but we'd tell you it's a new sound that's blowing up in paris, and you just don't get it yet (i'm looking at you, MGMT's crap second album).

-FOOD: Current favorites out in the world: three hour Korean bbq session with a large group of friends, good sushi, Japanese tapas, quality matzo ball soup (only found two places that do it right), Mexican, Italian, Ethiopian, thai, indian...damnit, i'm pretty hungry now. I prefer/love cooking (and even thought it's not really cooking, i make the best damn guacamole this side of Chicago).
The six things I could never do without
•Concert tickets
•Concert ear plugs

•Hockey gear
•An ice rink to use said gear

•Healthy food, to cook
•Dog, not to cook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Making lists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Checking my lists from Thursday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
🎶 I would do anything for love, but I won't do that 🎶
You should message me if
If you don't take things too seriously, are positive, and like having fun. Those sound like three sides of the same coin, but I really can't hit home the light fun aspect of this enough. We're not here to make frowny faces in the dark. Let's have FUN. So if you that sounds like you AND you like to jump around between a bunch of random topics (see above), do introduce yourself. I always take the lead, but am pleasantly surprised in the rare instances that I don't have to.