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35 Cranbourne, Australia Woman


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  • Ages 22-47
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My details

Last online
Jun 2
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I think outside the box... and off the map... ok, it would be fair to say that part of my mind is often floating in space... but don't let this lead you to believe I can't hold my own in any debate about any random fact or useless information. I also have a keen interest in things that do matter, and I'm always keen to learn more, about anything really.

I like to chat to people that are smarter than the average bear... if you think that's you... drop me a line.

I have an addiction to the ellipsis, as you can probably tell... (if you know what I'm talking about 10 points)

Just to be clear... in case you missed it in the details, I am Married. My partner is also on here he's MasterFoxy
Obviously we are open and honest about everything within our relationship. We have an amazing bond, and he is an awesome person, (definitely deserving of your attention girls) I would be glad to explain how our relationship works to anyone interested to ask, while I hope this factor isn't off putting whilst considering contacting one of us, however if it is, I guess it's a good prerequisite test anyway.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm passionate about life, I love to laugh A LOT... I own a business or two, I make art, I play sport(when I can...), I listen to music and sing loudly, I dance like no ones watching, I tell it like it is, and I'm honest to a fault.

I'm currently on a bit of a doco binge, so if anyone has a good one to suggest to me I'm all ears!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
So.... I've been told I give good head... massages that is... Seriously, I do it for a living... I have clients that tell me that it's better than sex... I think they may be doing it wrong.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My immense Aura... It's huge. So huge in fact that I have encounted many people with Aura envy. ;)
Or maybe my eyes?!?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am in love with NIN, but my music taste is eclectic.

I like my TV fake and my books real.

Food is my friend, I treat it right and it treats me right :D
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids
My cats
My iphone
My Sense of Humour
My Pt sessions.
My Internet.
My incessant need to do everything in 4s or 7s ;)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My Business at the moment... It's new, and time consuming but awesome and heaps of fun. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday night is "C" night... I have been slack the last few weeks, but usually it's a gathering of my close friends, we sit around doing all things "C" related, the center point of the night is watching "Community"... and if you don't think that's awesome, you must not have as awesome friends as I do. :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just ruined an entire T.V. series for my brother in the first episode... I should feel worse about that than I do
You should message me if
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I'm going to throw out some words now... if any of them mean anything to you then you should message me... we will be friends :
- Trent Reznor
- Dominion
- Phillip Defranco
- Archer
- Strongbad
- Pewdiepie
- Killing Zombies
- Rock Climbing
- Laser Tag