Dear prospective friend/significant other,

I'd like to thank you for taking a moment to browse my profile. I recently had an epiphany that most profiles (both male and female) look pretty much the same; so I say fuck it...here are some jokes!

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. I once told a chemistry joke...there was no reaction.

. I once watched Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and was a rather befuddled by the complete lack of Tigers and Dragons, but then I realized why. They're crouching and hidden!

. Did you hear about the poker player with diarrhea? His deuces were wild!
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...I hope you enjoyed that mental vacation. Ok, what am I about?

. Exercise (I frequently go to the gym, play sports and i've recently started running as a hobby)
- Don't let that intimidate you though, i'm all about all inclusive activities like casual walks and hikes as well
. Going to cultural/interesting/educational events
. Quality time with friends and family

. Exploring new activities
. Traveling
. Looking for new goals to conquer

. Making people laugh
. Popping/Locking
. Giving advice (I work at a non-profit where I counsel clients on how to improve their finances)

* shrugs shoulders *...my sparkling personality?

Book: Life is Hell by Matt Groening, Have a Nice Day by Mick Foley, Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, Nickeled and Dimed by Barbara Ehrenreich, Madame Bovary by Charles Flaubert

Movies: Coming to America, When We Were Kings, The Naked Gun, A Bronx Tale, Porco Rosso, Senna, Heavyweights

Shows: The Simpsons, Clone High, The League, Parks and Recreation, Mythbusters, The Daily Show, Modern Family

Music: Anything danceable (hip hop, disco, EDM, funk, r&b, salsa, merengue)
- Lately I've been getting into danceable indy/hipster rock like Toro Y Moi, Breakbot and The Whitest Boy Alive

Food: Mexican, Japanese, Pizza, Korean, Central American (i'm a big fan of Pupusas and Gallo Pinto), Burgers

1. Yoga (I get my weekend warrior on at golden gate park on saturday mornings)
2. Board games/Card games
3. Sports (49ers, Giants, Warriors, Sharks and various international soccer teams)
4. Music
5. Humor
6. Air/Water
6a. Shower/Toilet (This was discovered after a recent camping trip)

. Whatever song is stuck in my head at the moment
. Future career opportunities
. What's the deal with airplane food?

. Hanging out with friends
. Working out
. Watching movies
. Playing ping pong (That's probably my nerdiest exploit at the moment)

. I enjoy the arts (most people don't peg me as an artsy person) and I usually go to several operas throughout the year
. I also taught Filipino folk dance in college (I'm Latino)