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supposedlyfunguy

34 M Allston, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, this is where I summarize myself, huh? I'll have to get back to you. I picked the exact worst time to go profile writing. Please excuse how slow I am with filling this thing out. (I would like an option for an "under construction" icon. You know, like in the 1998 version of the internet.)

Also, you don't graduate from space camp. It's more about if you were in the shuttle or ground control for the simulated mission at the end. (Not to brag, but I was in the shuttle.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a local historic venue. I do things involving employment law, labor relations, extremely badass excel sheets, and talking to people. Sometimes I wish a had a fedora to wear while conducting investigations. I should add that I work an event schedule for about half the year, which usually means my schedule oscillates wildly.

I'm also a semi-retired audio engineer, so I can occasionally be found recording records. (I still use album and record. I am not ashamed of being anachronistic.)

Other than that, I do stuff. And things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Witty banter. Vlookups. Crossword puzzles. Mix tapes (sadly, this is becoming a lost art). Backrubs. Random trivia. Drinking whiskey. Sarcasm. Falling asleep reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really think you'd have to ask these "people" you speak of.

That said, I'm sure my glasses are quite notable, if a bit mundane. That Edward Gorey tattoo on my forearm probably sticks out, should I not be wearing long sleeves.

At times I'm fairly sure I come off as standoffish, but once I get talking there's a distinct possibility you'll wish I would stop. Unless you're talking. I've heard tell that I'm an excellent listener, so I'm guessing I don't talk too much then.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This question is hard. In homage to Rob Fleming, I'll do some top 5 lists.

Top 5 Movies That Never Made It Big
1. Clue
2. Wristcutters: a love story
3. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle
5. Brazil

Top 5 Authors That I've Read Recently
1. David Foster Wallace (preferably nonfiction)
2. George Orwell
3. Jane Austen
4. Montaigne
5. George R.R. Martin

Top 5 Shows
1. Carnivale
2. Top Chef
3. This American Life (I never specified tv shows)
4. Battlestar Galactica (reimagined)
5. Firefly

Top 5 Bands In My iTunes "25 Most Played" List
1. The Clash
2. Johnny Cash
3. Social Distortion
4. The Cure
5. Tom Waits

Top 5 bands That I've Seen Live
1. The Pogues
2. Sunny Day Real Estate
3. Hank Williams III
4. Metric
5. The Faint

That was challenging. I may have to come back and revise this one.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ok, I'll play. I will try to hold this to things, which would exclude people, if you ask me. But yes, I love my friends, etc.

Music (both as an abstract and my personal collection)
iPhone (that's depressing to admit, but sadly true)
Coffee (eight shots of espresso in the morning is fine right? oh, you're saying i worked too long in a coffee shop? touche.)
A good book (not capitalized. and preferably a bookcase or kindle full of them)
A well fitted out kitchen (this is, granted, a bunch of things. however, kitchens have been deciding factors in many of my apartments, and i have spent many years collecting the right collection of implements to do food alchemy with. cheating? so what.)
Parentheses (obviously)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm overthinking things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Could be anything, really. Working, at the bar, at a show, out with friends, having an at home dinner and a movie night, reading in bed...endless possibilities. That's the advantage/disadvantage of my schedule, Monday night has as much potential as Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I pretend to be using my phone for innocuous reasons, when in fact I am taking pictures of hilarious or cringe worthy things. It's like I'm a spy. A fairly obvious, unarmed, fedora-less spy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to.