Chillin' in the best city by the bay.

San Francisco native. Yes, I'm rarer than a sub-$1000 apartment. I can also navigate Muni and BART with my eyes closed...probably one of the most useless super powers you've ever heard of.

I like to travel a bunch. I've been to Mexico, Guatemala, El Salvador, Costa Rica, Honduras, Nicaragua, Panama. Just missing Belize and Canada and I got the entire North American continent covered.

Hope you don't mind tattoos. I got one on my left arm of a Quetzal. Yes, I named the bird. It's Sandy.

Me gusta deportes. San Francisco Giants and 49ers fan. I enjoy the March Madness, World Cup, College Football (I'm an adopted Ducks fan), and whatever else is on ESPN. Now you know why I'm screaming my head off at the TV.

Video games are a given. PS3 and built my own gaming PC.

Enjoying that 9-5 grind. Working at a startup, that shouldn't
surprise you. I'm also excessively good at procrastinating. Just
don't tell my employers that. Reddit is my tool of
choice.

Other than that, just bumming around the city with friends. Find me a dive bar, eating awesome food or...being a homebody. It's the natural introvert in me.

I'm a concert junkie, too, so don't be surprised if I'm at
Slim's, Bottom of the Hill or The Fillmore. You'll find me at
Outside Lands this year and I already preordered my Coachella for 2013.

Just quoting random things. I'll find that one obscure line from that movie you like and work into a normal conversation. You'll laugh and everyone will stare at you a crazy person. Whoops?

Related to the previous paragraph, I'm awesome at trivia games. I'm the person you want on your team for bar trivia nights, as I'll get the obscure questions. But I'm terrible at team names, godawful.

I'm also down for card and board games. Cards Against Humanity loyalist. Seven Wonders addict. Unleash that inner deviant.

Using semi-colons: the best punctuation mark next to the Oxford comma.

"You make terrible first impressions"

But seriously, beard, or facial hair if I decide to grow it out. And I do tend to unleash it to the masses. Don't worry, I trim it up quite often.

I wear awesome hats, too, like that Panama hat (from Panama!) in my profile picture.

TV: I don't keep up with shows...I just wait for entire seasons to show up on Netflix then I go on marathon binges! Firefly, Whose Line is It Anyway? (US and UK), QI, Good Eats, Iron Chef, Freakazoid, Arrested Development, Archer, Parks and Rec, The Dead Zone.

Books: Kafka, Shakespeare (Macbeth is a favorite), Non-fiction (Michael Lewis, Mitch Albom...I guess he's fiction in a non-fiction sort of way, David Sedaris, etc.)

Movies: Star Wars, Se7en, Training Day, Akira, Interstella 5555, The Grave of the Fireflies, Monsoon Wedding, Garden State, Waltz with Bashir, Clerks, Clerks 2.

Music: It's all over the place, to say the least. Tupac, August Burns Red, Daft Punk, Less Than Jake, Anberlin, Alexisonfire, Royksopp, Justice, Fugazi, Jets To Brazil, a good chuck of 90s rap. Here, let me make it easier for your (and much more embarrassing for me): http://www.last.fm/user/culdesaclamort

I'm not a picky eater, I eat just about everything. If I had to choose? Burritos, for sure. And I will debate with you the hierarchy of taquerias in SF.

Also, love me some pho, chicken tikka masala or dim sum.

1) Internet
2) a device with Spotify
3) Toilet Paper
4) Pen for doodling
5) Pillow
6) Super burrito

If I should post something on my Google+ account?
When will Daft Punk start touring again?

Cerveza con los amigos.

I'm not a big coffee drinker. A decent breakfast is all I need to wake up in the morning. Shocking, I know!

If you like exchanging bad puns or terrible jokes.

If you want get your board game on.

You're good at the Music/Celebrity round at trivia nights.