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surfacetension6

27 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight women only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Kind, honest recovering hedonist. I have a warm personality and a very giving nature. Contemplative yet eccentric with a sardonic, dry sense of humor. I am serious about life but I try not to take it seriously. Undeniably sapiosexual. I just bought a book of forever stamps so send me your address if you want me to write you a letter or make you a mix.
Cut word lines – Vibrate tourists – Free doorways – Photo falling – Word falling – Break through in grey room

I'm just going to put it all out there:
Instagram? DJanguish
Challenge me on chess.com? DJanguish
Twitter? Tumblr? Youtube??? TVSEXDEATH
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping my head down, getting into the game, going with the flow, going against the current, going through the motions, hanging in there, hanging out, hanging around, hanging loose, hanging ten, hanging by a thread, getting used to typing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vexillology
Punching Trees
Drawing
Trivia
Decision Making
Problem Solving
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My appearance!
My eyelashes
My emotional state
Whether or not I'm holding an ice cream cone
My blue/green aura glowing in the night
My nonexistent tattoo of the original cast of Full House
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? Murakami, Nietzsche, Zizek, Baudrillard
Comics? Jupiter's Legacy,
Movies? The Fall, Holy Mountain, Lost Highway, The Act of Killing
TV? Gaki no Tsukai, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, Cops, True Detective, Check it out! with Dr. Steve Brule
Music? Bosnian Rainbows, Hot Snakes, Clinic, Liars, Xiu Xiu, Battles, Oneohtrix Point Never, Talking Heads, The Smiths, The Mars Volta, Joy Division, Tool, James Blake
Food? Okonomiyaki
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art, New things, Memory, Instincts, People, Fun
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
gravity waves, possibilities, contradictions, efficiency, nature, space, the universe, alternate universes, extra dimensions, habit, phenomenology, predetermination, causality, irony, amorality, consciousness, revolution, culture, critical theory, life, death, the past, war, peace, the present, the future, peripheral vision, the imaginary, entertainment, seduction, evil, spectacle, technology, value, emotion, war, poverty, bearing witness, ideology, being, existence, guilt, freedom, modernity, destiny, entropy, hegemony, global capital, reality
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully at the Pied Piper Bar with you
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm from New York
I dedicated my thesis to Rachel Corrie
You should message me if
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and only if you are charming, delightful and nice.