Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
We live by the choices that we make and I want to experience all
there is to experience in this life. I'm enamored by the new
experiences of cultures, foods, wine, and people. And I'm always
interested in hearing other people's perception of this life. I'm a
bit of a story teller and I've traveled to over 50+ countries
around Europe, Asia, Africa, Middle East, Australia, South America,
etc. I've also had a bunch of different jobs and interests that has
lead me down a unique path and helped me acquire some useless but
nonetheless interesting skills.
I'm looking for someone that is fun, loves life, has no drama and
has a natural curiosity for things. She's not afraid to be herself,
doesn't think she has it all figured, and wants to grow as a
I'm a confident, laid back, spontaneous and fun guy.
People on here want to get too serious too fast. Honestly, I'm
traveling and working a lot these days so let's just keep it light
for now. If you need more than that now, then probably best to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just started a stint in non profit trying to provide sustainable
clean water solutions for developing communities. Incredibly
challenging and exciting so far!
I also have a small business I started a few years back. It pretty
much runs itself now so I don't do too much for it these days.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking outside the box. Fixing almost anything. Cooking. Eating.
Dancing. My job...whatever it is at the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Right now...the fact that I am either wearing rockstar sunglasses
or wearing eye glasses with only one lens in it. I just got lasik,
but I'm super paranoid about it so I did just my left eye first and
doing the other soon if all stays well. So in order to not walk
around all discombobulated, I popped one lens out of my glasses
(since my doc won't let me wear contacts leading up to surgery). I
taped my popped out lens inside the rockstar sunglasses they gave
me (since the vision in both my eyes were the same). Don't make fun
of me...it's my eyes peoples! It was a choice of either doing this
or wearing a pirate patch...arrrr! Or getting a monocle...and of
course I'd have to get a cane with it and be true to Mr.
I have to say...when the machine suctions your eye ball to keep it
in place...weird feeling...that's probably why they give you a
valium before surgery.
Old post, so not wearing sunglasses everywhere, but I'm keeping the
story in here cause it is still telling of my persona.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading Leaving the Atocha Station now. I like Murakami books. Life
of Pi, The Alchemist. I read more non-fiction before.
I'm a film buff so too many to list. I like films across genres
from blockbusters to indie and foreign.
TV. I only started watching tv in the last couple years so have
been trying to catch up. Game of Thrones, Breaking bad, Homeland,
House of Cards.
Music...The Killers, XX, Explosions in the sky, Swedish House
Mafia, MGMT, MX-80, U2, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Johnny Cash
I'm a foodie, like to try almost anything. The last strange thing
I've eaten was probably in Mongolia when they killed a goat in
front of me, made some stew, gave me lots of vodka, and sliced up a
giant rat as appetizer (they left the paws on!). Then I think I
rode a horse backwards or something...that Mongolian vodka is
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
2. memory foam mattress (it's like sleeping on a cloud...but not
really cause in skydiving generally you fall right through and you
feel a little wet after...it's not like that.)
3. my kitchen (I like to cook)
4. my man bag or murse (you can make fun because I'm confident in
my masculinity and it's the most useful thing ever),
5. my dslr camera.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a jellyfish tank. It's more complex than you would
think. But I will get it done.
Also, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about this, but it is a
wonderment. I noticed a LOT of girls on here say not to write them
if the guy mixes up "they're", "there", and "their" or "your" and
"you're". I actually am pretty good about that...but really? So if
a guy is good looking, smart, funny, etc., but he makes a common
spelling error occasionally that is a deal breaker? Also, if you
say it on your profile, then won't that make him check it twice
before sending it...and then you would be deceived because maybe he
always messes it up, but he just fixed it for you. What if you were
to get married and then find out after that he is grammatically
incorrect?! Oh the horror! Ha. If you are offended by this then you
should either not take me so seriously or get a little thicker
skin. If you are a little embarrassed right now, then you probably
should be a little...but good for you for admitting it. ;)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to find my nemesis. This is the real reason I am on here.
Instead of looking for the girl that is a 100% match I'm looking
for the one that is a 0% match and 100% enemy. It's better to keep
your enemies close. She's out there (I type with scorn in my
eye)...and I will find her...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have any thoughts on this..."can birds be malicious?". There
is a parking spot outside my house that is under a tree and there
are a kazillion birds that live in it. If you park under it your
car will be covered with probably 30-40 droppings, every night. But
when there is no car there, there are no droppings on the asphalt.
What gives? On another recent occasion, a bird attacked
me...swooped down and hit me in the ass and then came back around
for another hit. It may have been hitting on me cause usually
animals love me, but it hurt. So what gives?
You can message me if you don't have thoughts on this, too. Ha.
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