Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, I've found the girl of my dreams. We are very in love and in
fact, now engaged. One of the things that makes our union so
perfect is that we are actively non-nonogamous. You can see her
profile: MonoLibre. She's pretty freakin' amazing. Now, that said,
we are both here to find other people to have fun with, either
together or solo. If you are comfortable with the idea of poly and
open relationships, drop me a line. If you are a couple, we'd love
to hear from you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like every one else, throughout my life I have struggled with a yin
and a yang in my personality. I am a driven and disciplined
business person, but at the same time, I am also a hopeless wave
chaser. I love nothing more than to drive into the wilds of Baja or
the redwood forests to the north in search of empty beaches and
good surf. My mistress is the sea. She fights for my attention all
the time. If I could meet someone for whom the sea is equally
alluring, I would love to hear from you. Seriously. Love. To. Hear.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As I mentioned, I am a "gifted" cook. I make everything from
excellent vegetarian Indian food to the softest, juiciest sweet and
sour short ribs you ever had. I like people who EAT. If you are the
kind of person who eats a Power Bar and a diet Coke every meal, I
have nothing to give you. Alright. That's not true. I'll give you
shit about it. Then insist you nourish yourself with my amazing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Does smell count? They notice me as a whole. I have been told I
enter a room and people know I am there. Apparently I am not good
at quiet entrances or maintaining a low profile. I am not bombastic
or obnoxious, just a large presence. If you want a waify emo boy
cat burglar, then I suppose I am not for you...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Yes, I cut and pasted this directly from another dude's profile.
It's pure genius:
Tv shows: fear factor India, fear itself, who wants to be a
millionaire, deal or no deal, and COPS.
Movies: scream movies, 13 Ghosts, The watchmen, Wanted, and Hitman
Books: the notebook, rose red by Steven king, the green mile by
Steven king, Louis la mour, and no one gets out of here alive
If you want an idea of my cultural taste, think exactly the
opposite of this list...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Limit it to six? Pssssh. I'm a hedonist! Ridiculous.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I ponder how stupid people who watch Fox News are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Furiously relaxing... Or putting surfboards in my car.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm pretty kinky. Nothing gross. Just open to most ideas, so long
as there is some real connecting going on! Definitely contact me if
you have an exhibitionistic streak. I am a passionate voyeur.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I seem up your alley, you appreciate my manly scruff, and
especially if you're in love with surfing like I am.
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