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26 Eugene, OR Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 29
Orientation
Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Open relationship
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm:

-Self-depricating to a fault.

-just sortof a regular ass dude who's got a been-there-done-that attitude about a lot of things.

-I've had a bunch of cool jobs.

-2 cool 4 school and also a bunch of other crap.

-Time was I was a hella queer DIY PDX bike riding dirty traveler punk but now I'm just another ageing hipster.

-down with intersectional identity politics but as a white cis queer straight-passing dude I generally stay out of the way of people whose opinions/experiences are actually pertinent to discussions of such duh.

-into Earth tones, work boots, utilitariansism.

-wary of white people with dreads, academics, geek "culture," Art School kids, Horse People, Pisceans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with cool friends
Spending waaaaaayyyy too much time at The Goat
Working seasonal jobs and trying to bust in to the PNW comedy scene
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching mosquitoes with my hand
Explaining what ADD is like
Functioning when I'm drunk
Making fun of Portland
Showing up 30 minutes early and awkwarly hanging around chain smoking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cute face, chubby waist, thick legs, in shape.

My resting "emotionally stunted cowboy" face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Agalloch, DAN DEACON, Nana Grizol, Justice, ANTWON, Portugal. The Man, The Weakerthans, Dawes, Austra, Pictureplane, Animal Collective, Azealea Banks, Volcano Choir, Dr. Dog, God Is My Co-Pilot, Battles, O Pioneers!!!, RVIVR, HEALTH, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, Fuck Buttons, George Michael, Wolves in the Throne Room, Talkdemonic, Blackbird Raum, Dillinger Four, Limp Wrist, Merle Haggard, The Mountain Goats, How To Dress Well, Middle Brother, Horse Feathers, Le Tigre, Hail Seizures, MØ etc.

I think Bukowski and Morrissey are total toolboxes, sorry I'm not sorry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a grown-up
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking too many cigarettes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite bathroom in the whole world is a doorless outhouse in Alaska.

I'm a trained douser/water diviner

Children's books about animals make me tear up.

I've been using this website for like 6 years gross right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're tuff
If you're multifaceted
If you want to share stories

If you wanna listen to me go on and on about how my jokes are coming along

If you want to go fishing
If you have dirt under your fingernails, bruises, callouses, scarz with stories.
If you have an ironic-or-otherwise appreciation for photo-realistic camouflage patterns
If you actually read all of this

I'm not usually into dudes who would be put in the same dude category as me, JSYK

NO BROS, NO BURNERS