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surferscross

25 Olympia, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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***Based in Eugene, gonna be in Oly for Yule***

-Unemployed fucking hipster fly fisherman

-Woodsworker/wildland firefighter

-2 cool 4 school and also a bunch of other crap.

-Former: long haul trucker, hella queer DIY PDX bike punk, dirty carhartt clad traveler

-I've heard myself described as "tender," "sassy" and "burly". I enjoy dry, sarcastic self-referential humor. I hate overcompliations.

-I've got deep interest in wildlife biology and watershed ecology and do a lot of research & learning on my own. I don't have the money, attention span or any particular desire to go (back) to college OH WELL.

-I'm down with intersectional identity politics but as a white cis queer straight-passing dude I generally stay out of the way of people whose opinions/experiences are actually pertinent to discussions of such duh.

-I like Earth tones, work boots, practicality.

-I'm wary of white people with dreads, academics, geek "culture," Pisceans.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hanging out with cool friends
Spending waaaaaayyyy too much time at The Goat
Learning to fiddle
Wearing Blue Jeans (A)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Catching mosquitoes with my hand
Explaining what ADD is like
Functioning when I'm drunk
Making fun of Portland
Identifying bugs-reptiles-mammals-I'm an animal nerd but not so good at avians
Showing up 30 minutes early and awkwarly hanging around chain smoking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Cute face, chubby waist, thick legs, in shape.

The big stupid beard on my face rn.

I pronounce Eugene "wrong."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Currently playing Shotgun Willie on repeat.

Agalloch, DAN DEACON, Nana Grizol, Justice, ANTWON, Portugal. The Man, The Weakerthans, Dawes, Austra, Pictureplane, Animal Collective, Azealea Banks, Volcano Choir, Dr. Dog, God Is My Co-Pilot, Battles, O Pioneers!!!, RVIVR, HEALTH, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, George Michael, Wolves in the Throne Room, Talkdemonic, Blackbird Raum, Dillinger Four, Limp Wrist, Merle Haggard, The Mountain Goats, How To Dress Well, Middle Brother, Horse Feathers, Le Tigre, Hail Seizures, MØ etc.

I think Bukowski and Morrissey are total toolboxes, sorry I'm not sorry.

My 3 favourite foods:
-French Toast
-Corned Beef Hash with an egg on top
-A sandwich made out of corned beef hash and an egg between two slices of french toast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being a grown-up
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking too many cigarettes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My favorite bathroom in the whole world is a doorless outhouse in Alaska.

Children's books about animals make me tear up.
You should message me if
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If you're tuff
If you're multifaceted

If you want to go fishing
If you have dirt under your fingernails, bruises, callouses, scarz with stories.
If you have an ironic-or-otherwise appreciation for photo-realistic camouflage patterns

I'm not looking for anything really serious right now but some friends are moving out of a very affordable (for two people) one-bedroom cottage with a ton of yard space in February and they want to pass it off to more friends so if you want to "shack up" LMK (this is a joke)-(kinda)

I'm not usually into dudes who would be put in the same dude category as me, JSYK

I'm hella picky when it comes to corresponding with people on here. Impress me.