Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is my profile.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My profile is your best friend. It is my life. It must be mastered
as I must master my life... ;-)
...Are you a little bit of a sexynerdy smartypants, with an
insatiably dark, perhaps wry sense of humor, and an incredibly
creative yet somewhat dirty mind?
...Maybe you like NPR, you like surfing, scuba, yoga, tantra, or
Do you believe in aliens? Or better- *are* you an alien??
Do you own own a pair of kitty ears, fangs, or fairy wings?
If not, would you like to??
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking control of my destiny; because-- if you don't know who the
hell you are, probably nobody else does either. ;-)
...Which is part of what drove me to take time off from my
mega-corporate information technology day job, pack up a good bit
of kit, and go haul circus elephants around America at the helm of
an 18 wheeler.
You know, like Lawnchair Larry said: "...A man's got to do
*something* with his time."
That, and I figure- if you're going to go work for a circus run by
monkeys, you may as well do it right!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analytical thinking, goofing off with a grand purpose.
...Wandering the earth in my bathrobe, like The Dude.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An old girlfriend of mine once surprised me with an aloe plant and
a very nice note that said:
7 Things I Like About Stephen:
1). You have good taste in music
2). You go your OWN way
3). You let me be me
4). You don't eat fast food
5). You make me laugh
6). You are good in bed (glad to hear that!!)
7). You like to play in the snow
And, while I will fervently admit to being somewhat disappointed in
her running off to Chile with Hunky Pablo, I still think it's a
bloody damn fair assessment of the situation!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Letsee-- I've eaten insects. Mmmmm- scorpion in butter...
Though I do like comfort food (especially if you were the one who
made it!) I suppose I'm also an adventurous eater-- I'd probably
try anything once.
Or, the fruit of knowledge-- say, if handed down off a ladder by a
short-skirted, bespectacled librarian??
*Definitely* would eat that again.
Music?? I guess I seem to have a weird addiction to shoegazy
dream-pop lately. You know, it's just the emo hipster in me that's
dying to get out.
...And Van Morrison.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Left thumb, Left index finger, Right thumb, Right index finger,
Left eye, Right eye.
...Say what?? I CANT HEAR YOU! Somebody took my ears away because
it was MORE THAN SIX!! ;-)
Jesus kid- you're going to poke somebody's eye out with that kind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way the world works.
...Perhaps I'm a little introverted or reserved at first, but you
can easily rev my engine by making me insanely curious about
...And once I actually get to know you-- I'm absolutely certain:
never a more loyal friend, never a more dedicated lover.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday night is typical, but OH!, those Saturday mornings...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an amibvert, a dog lover.
...Ask me! The rest, I'll tell you later!
You should message me if
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