Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
...Are you a little bit of a sexynerdy smartypants, with an
insatiably dark, perhaps wry sense of humor, and an incredibly
creative yet somewhat dirty mind?
...Maybe you like NPR, you like surfing, scuba, yoga, tantra, or
snowboarding?? Maybe you are a bit of a hippie, you might like to
wander about the globe in a stolen bathrobe, take lots of
Do you believe in aliens? Or better- *are* you an alien??
Do you own own a pair of kitty ears, fangs, or fairy wings?
If not, would you like to??
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Taking control of my destiny; because-- if you don't know who the
hell you are, probably nobody else does either.
Like Lawnchair Larry said: "...A man's got to do *something* with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analytical thinking, goofing off with a grand purpose.
...Wandering the earth in my bathrobe, like The Dude.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
An old girlfriend of mine once surprised me with an aloe plant and
a very nice note that said:
7 Things I Like About Stephen:
1). You have good taste in music
2). You go your OWN way
3). You let me be me
4). You don't eat fast food
5). You make me laugh
6). You are good in bed (glad to hear that!!)
7). You like to play in the snow
...And, while I will fervently admit to being somewhat disappointed
in her running off to Chile with Hunky Pablo, I still think it's
probably a bloody damn fair assessment of the situation!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? Obviously Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Ken Keasy,
Ginsberg, Hacking Roomba, Backyard Ballistics, The Dangerous Book
Well you know, I do like eating the fruit of knowledge-- especially
if it would come in the form of a nice librarian style
*Definitely* would eat that again!
Music?? I like a lot of shoegazy dream pop, probably also stuff
like A.A. Bondy, Phosphorescent, but also soul music (like Charles
Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band), dancehall,
reggae, funky stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Left thumb, Left index finger, Right thumb, Right index finger,
Left eye, Right eye. Eye!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The way the world works.
...Perhaps I'm a little introverted or reserved at first, but you
can easily rev my engine by making me insanely curious about
...And once I actually get to know you-- I'm absolutely certain:
never a more loyal friend, never a more dedicated lover.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No Friday night is typical, but OH!, those Saturday mornings...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm an amibvert, a dog lover.
...Ask me! The rest, I'll tell you later!
You should message me if
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...What's that you say?? ...You wants me to come up there and sees
No- but seriously, if you think I'm at all interesting, why not say
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