...Maybe you like NPR, you like surfing, scuba, yoga, tantra, old punk, or snowboarding?? Maybe you are a bit of a hippie, you might like to wander about the globe in a stolen bathrobe, take lots of photos?
Do you believe in aliens? Or better- *are* you an alien??
Do you own own a pair of kitty ears, fangs, or fairy wings?
If not, would you like to?
Oh- also, I presume you've done the required reading on the top 25 reasons why dating anyone in Los Angeles is mostly like herding a bunch of ridiculous cats with Attention Deficit Disorder? No??
Well, here- gratis. You're welcome:
Additionally- I could probably give less of a Flying Spaghetti Monster where you are from.
See, watch: "Hi, I'm from Denver."
...Sardonic wit aside, do you really know any more about me now?? Are you going to hold me all night long and love me forever just because I told you that?
No? Told you so.
...Don't make me send you a dick photo, lady!!
Or ohhhh- better, a headshot!!
Or even better- a big headshot of my dick, standing up like a lamppost-- taken in front of Urban Light at LACMA!
...Your creativity is killing me; I can't wait!!
Like Lawnchair Larry said: "...A man's got to do *something* with his time."
...Also currently working on a plan to go take my 4x4 and find mystical lost ruins in the vast remoteness of the Darien Gap.
...Wandering the earth in my bathrobe, like The Dude.
7 Things I Like About Stephen:
1). You have good taste in music
2). You go your OWN way
3). You let me be me
4). You don't eat fast food
5). You make me laugh
6). You are good in bed (glad to hear that!!)
7). You like to play in the snow
...And, while I will fervently admit to being somewhat disappointed in her running off to Chile with Hunky Pablo, I still think that's probably a bloody damn fair assessment of the situation!
Well you know, I do like eating the fruit of knowledge-- especially if it would come in the form of a nice librarian style package?
*Definitely* would eat that again!
Music?? I like a lot of shoegazy dream pop, probably also stuff like A.A. Bondy, Phosphorescent, but also soul music (like Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band), dancehall, reggae, funky stuff.
...Christ kid, you're going to poke somebody's eye out with that kind of speculative talk!!
...Wait-- what's that you say?? ...I can't fucking HEAR you because, apparently I got higher than six!!
...Perhaps I'm a little introverted or reserved at first, but you can easily rev my engine by making me insanely curious about something.
...And once I actually get to know you-- I'm absolutely certain: never a more loyal friend, never a more dedicated lover.
...Ask me! The rest, I'll tell you later!
No- but seriously, if you think I'm at all interesting, why not say hello?