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surfunguy

41 M Venice, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:52pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Are you a little bit of a sexynerdy smartypants, with an insatiably dark, perhaps wry sense of humor, and an incredibly creative yet somewhat dirty mind?
...Maybe you like NPR, you like surfing, yoga, or snowboarding??
Do you own own a pair of kitty ears, fangs, or fairy wings? If not, would you like to??

Perhaps the thought of being completely lost together in the desert at night would be appealing to you- especially if that's where you end up finally finding freedom- and truly finding yourself?

Yeah? That's you??
Well, then you should definitely stop reading this and say hi.
What I’m doing with my life
My life?? Hmmm. Well, so far- its been kind of colorful (I could probably tell you some really interesting stories), and wild and weird at times- and it hasn't always been easy, but I like a good challenge, and despite it all- I still firmly believe I am the architect of my own destiny (or, if you are lucky, maybe a little bit of yours!), and so, here we are.

And, since destiny has brought us here in this fleeting moment of Internet togetherness, may I point out that- I *have* to dress like this, because I have a regular day job.
And, while that may not have always let me-hippie-me be hippie-me, and has my mouth still firmly planted on the teat of Corporate America, I will nonetheless admit that I do get a certain satisfaction around being able to bring Enterprise Class Information Technology to the folks who make the vast majority of the toys in the world- and in turn, joy- for Everyone.

Likewise, I've found to my delight that whilst trotting about the globe for Corporate America, I've been able to get away with wearing just a stolen hotel bathrobe at airports; with the flip-flops, you always get through the TSA screening much faster, you are more comfortable, its always a good conversation starter at the bar, tourists love to take photos with you, and if you get cold, need a pillow, or spill something, the bathrobe is always there for you.
So- if you see a dude in the airport with just a bathrobe and some flip-flops on, skip the thoughts that he's some crazy old homeless shcmo, and feel free to gesticulate wildly and say hello, or better- buy that man a drink- because yes, that's probably me channeling The Dude right over there.

Also, I'd probably never object if YOU wanted to dress me up and do weird things, or- do something like help you kill zombies with your ray gun; if you've driven on the 405, you already know the Great Zombieapocalypse is coming, so why the heck not?
Maybe I'm just weird that way, so I'll gladly put on some zombieapocalypso, and we can have a blast, and make love while the rest of the world gets eaten alive.

And speaking of- if you are the sort of person who tends to eat people alive, or who shies away from sex- in all of its wonderful different permutations, expressions, and varieties, you may want to keep looking.
True, there are some things that I'm already well aware that I *don't* like, but the rest? Ahhh- that is the glue that will keep us together- so whatever imaginative wild fun we haven't yet explored together, I certainly look forward to!

Or maybe you want to get intellectual- and talk about Nietzsche? Well, I'm game for that too.

Meanwhile- there is a great vibration in my garage; a great place to create, and hang out...

So, from there, I'm formulating my secret man-cave plans, and learning the math behind how to frame out a house, and how to build out a geodesic dome up on some Nor-Cal land I own; the land of which I'm planning to turn into a great winery...
I’m really good at
Ask me *any* question about the Oracle database- *ANY* question!
...Why is it that binary collation and cardinality estimates directly affect the physical speed of data retrieval? Why is it that some SQL predicate clauses are fast, and others- while essentially equivalent, completely slow??
...True- probably not a very exciting conversation for most people (unless you are a total geek!), but, oh my- it *does* pay the bills.

...Also, I think I'm pretty good at a few other important things, but you can discover all that later, if you like; some great surprises in store...
The first things people usually notice about me
You might want to ask them, but if I had to guess, it would probably depend on what I was wearing at the moment.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything spicy or unusual. ...I will admit to have eaten insects once, but I'm not so sure I'd do it again.
But hey- here's to bragging rights for downing a whole scorpion!

I also seem to have a weird addiction to shoegazy drown-in-something-sonic dream-pop lately.
The six things I could never do without
Left thumb, Left index finger, Right thumb, Right index finger, Left eye, Right eye.
...Say what?? I CANT HEAR YOU! Somebody took my ears away because it was MORE THAN SIX!! ;-)

Christ Kid- you're going to poke somebody's eye out with that kind of talk!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The way the world works.
...Maybe I'm a little introverted or reserved at first, but you can easily rev my engine by making me insanely curious about something.
On a typical Friday night I am
No Friday night is typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Probably that I have a sort-of bad habit of getting *insatiably curious* about something, sometimes to the point of involving myself headlong as the guinea pig in some weird self-devised experiment, simply because I *MUST* know.
...This has had both incredibly fantastic and sometimes disastrous (though likely hilarious) results.

That, or the fact that I may end up loving your canine dog friend just a little bit more than you. I dunno, I'm sorry- I just can't help it!!

...But other than that, the REAL private stuff wouldnt be private then, would it?? Ask me later, when we're alone. ;-)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are maybe a little artsy or weird- but more like: "Sweetie, what is a platypus doing in our garage??" fun-weird, as opposed to "Deep down I'm insecure and hate myself" weird, or you are like, far2kool4skool weird.
Oh, and I guess it wouldn't hurt if you thought I was kinda' cute!

(Yes, in fact- that is my real actual mug there; unlike some other OKC users who shall remain nameless, that *is*, in fact, what I look like)...