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surfwaxdustin

28 Portland, ME Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 6:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
y'all know me. still the same OG, but I been low key.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently merchandising for a beverage company. When not doing that, I am playing gigs, either in cover shows or with my original band (http://dustinsaucier.bandcamp.com). I do solo stuff, if you like singer-songwriter stuff thts at https://soundcloud.com/sadbastardsmusic could also be out at a show or just hanging out with my friends. Probably eating pizza.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing, listening to people, offering advice, back rubs. Recently I've discovered I'm very good at doing impressions of Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters, particularly Meatwad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall (ish). I play music a lot, so they're probably seeing me for the first time at a show. I do that a lot. I'm like the cutest thing ever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books- Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Lord of the Flies.... mostly the books i read in high school.
Movies- Lars and The Real Girl, Wristcutters, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Ghostbusters 1 and 2, Star Wars, most documentaries...
Shows- TPB, Peep Show, Arrested Development, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Tosh.0, Futurama, South Park, Oz, Dexter, Weeds, True Blood, Game of Thrones, SVU (its addicting and I don't want to talk about it)
Music- Lately The National, Bon Iver, Modest Mouse, David Bazan/ Pedro the Lion, Sharon Van Etten, Wye Oak, Delorean, Night Beds, Father John Misty, Brand New, The Shins... this list could go on and on... best we discuss this in person?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Friends
Insulin
Camel Lights
thrift store t-shirts
Crippling social awkwardness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-What I'm going to write my next song about (I tend to write a lot).
-Why I'm so obsessed with Law and Order: SVU
- how many dollars I've spent in my life on cigarettes
-How much useless knowledge I actually carry with me
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, working or home watching a movie. Sometimes I add drinking to the mix. Usually not while working, though. :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know most of the words to a lot of Celine Dion singles... though I'm not really ashamed of that.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to? I dunno. If you like music, if you enjoy hanging out and smoking butts and talking the night away, if you like driving around with no destination in mind. If you want the best grilled cheese of your life?