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26 F Lexington, KY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 4
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
Food-obsessed and old, I think Moulin Rouge is terribly overrated and Daria is terribly underrated. I like staying in and watching movies or playing games. For those who've taken the Enneagram test, I'm a 9w1.
I want to have friends again. I want to talk to people and have them respond to what I say instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. I want to find more of those precious few people who don't suck and get to know them better.
I want friends who make me my best self.
What I’m doing with my life
Raising the cutest kid in the world and trying to turn my residence into a home. Until recently, I spent my work hours selling guns and apologizing to idiots who don't understand gun laws. Now, I process firearm orders--a much more desirable position for someone who hates talking on the phone, but not one that comes with a lot of interesting stories.
I’m really good at
Classical Latin.
Alienating people, often with my sense of humor.
Rolling with the punches.
The first things people usually notice about me
"That looks like [my sister's name] over there...except isn't she supposed to be about five inches taller?"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like fantasy, humor, satire, and particularly interesting nonfiction. Despite being no longer in the Young Adult age range, I also like a lot of YA sci-fi and fantasy. The authors I return to again and again are Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett and Tamora Pierce. I like to hand out my Discworld novels and try to get other people hooked.
Awful movies like The Room make me so damn happy. Otherwise, these days I mostly just watch comedies because I'm short on time and brainpower. I think older Mel Brooks stuff is awesome, and Monty Python movies make me happy. Recently, I've been wanting to watch more documentaries, and maybe even stuff that's supposed to have literary value. Since 30 Rock finished its run I've been watching television only when I'm doing something else that isn't distracting enough. I think New Girl is the sitcom equivalent of popcorn: even though it's insubstantial, its consumption is still fun.
Everyone dislikes the music I like and I hate pretending to care about everyone else's musical tastes, so I have staked out my claim to a musical micronation: when the conversation heads that direction, I cling to my rock of bad taste and no one recognizes my existence. It's awesome, because then I can go back to playing games on my phone instead of feeling compelled to pay attention when I have nothing to contribute to the discussion.
I'll try any comestible once unless it has a carapace. Mediterranean is my favorite type of cuisine, but Italian food is uber-comforting. And while I don't like seafood, there's no one kind of food I completely hate. I DO strongly prefer vegan food, especially vegan entrees. Meat's just boring by comparison.
The six things I could never do without
My family, caffeine, baba ganoush, the complete series of Daria on DVD, books, and stimulating conversation.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cake songs, and how well they lend themselves to critical analysis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying desperately to catch up on everything I should've been doing all week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an unhealthy obsession with words.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to babysit my kid for free.
Alternatively, if you're bored and want to talk about something interesting.