Chris is watching a boring movie, and I am not tired enough to go upstairs, so I will do a silly meme stolen from addictionkitten.

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Depends on what's in the salad. But most often balsamic viniagrette or ranch.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. subway

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Paragon

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. twenty percent or more. unless i am seriously annoyed, in which case i will leave 15-18. If I am out of my mind pissed, I will still leave 15, but I also leave a note. Call me a bossy bitch, but even if the service sucked they still deserve the tip.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Steamed clams. I could live on clams, I swear to it.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. chicken, sundried tomatoes, gorgonzola

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. butter

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. my wedding bouquet

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. Two. But only one is hooked up to cable. THe other one exists purely for insomnia attacks and folding laundry.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. right

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Some teeth. That alien implant thing... oh wait...

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. a 450lb armoire. I had help. And I do it on a daily basis. Move furniture, that is. Usually when we place this particular piece we leave it the fuck alone.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yes. Stupid horse.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I do... but we don't talk about that. /shifty eyes

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I'll get to it, but sometimes I wonder if I want to.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. grey-blue, light periwinkle

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. i think when I was a baby i did it quite frequently. my mother tells a story of me swallowing a fistful of coins and saying that i wanted "to save them like the piggy bank"

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. In a literal sense, like cpr or calling 911? no.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. In a figurative, rescuing me from the edge kind of way... yes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. ....I REQUIRE BACKPAY! Christ. I could have made somewhere in the neighborhood of $1000 on New Year's alone. What? My friends are good kissers. And they're hot.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. I would really miss them when typing. So... no.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. I guess it depends on the photographer.