Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I know what you're thinking....that guy looks just like Denzel
Washington. I know, I get that all the time.
Now that I have your attention......I'd like to throw out a few
keywords that describe me and if you find you like any of them,
keep on reading. If you decide to skip to the next profile, which
is probably a guy who is way more boring and has stinky feet, I'll
Adventurous, open minded, active, respectful, courteous, polite,
and funny. (How could you not like any of these?)
Now to the elephant in the room so to speak. I am married, happily.
What am I doing on here you might ask? Well....a long story short,
my bride and I had a real honest discussion a few years ago that
lead us to look into alternative lifestyles. Yes commonly refered
to as swinging. It has done wonders for our marriage. The level of
honesty we have with each other is something the neither of us
thought where possible. Most assumptions are that we have wild
orgies with multiply people. That is not the case with us. Although
you won't catch us on a episode of sister wives either. We are
looking for something in the middle. We aren't interested in
forming some type of weird union between all three of us, nor are
we interested in anyone that has ever been called a doorknob ( Get
it? everyone gets a turn.....haha). We are looking for friends who
wouldn't mind hanging out just for drinks, cookouts, or trips to
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just live my life. It's crazy, but it's mine. We both have
careers that we enjoy. And we both spend a lot of time
volunteering. Spending time with our friends and family.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at...... Making someone laugh when they are having
a bad day. I don't have any weird human tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Other than my uncanny resemblance to Denzel? Probably my smile and
the fact that I have all my teeth and I wear clean socks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books would def be John Grisham, any comedy movies, and music:
anything from the 60's-80's
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Is the point material things? I'm not much on those things. I could
be one of those people that live in the wilderness. I would need to
be close enough to society to grab a case of beer every now and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hitting the lotto, but I should try and play it more often. My mind
constantly has a thousand thoughts in it. Sometimes they are good
thoughts, sometimes they are kind of dirty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I'm on a rescue truck. So drive safe on
Fridays, I don't want to have to cut you out of a car.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shy..... I'm kidding. It's private so you will have to ask.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You where BORN a female and have stayed one ever since. ( Crazy
that I have to point this out) you are no older than 45. You
commonly use the phrase "Ok, let's give it a try". You must at
least be active, clean and kept, no heavy drug users, no multiple
personalities, no drama, and no men. You want to meet two
incredibly cool people, who won't pressure you to do anything
you're not comfortable with. If you want to contact her first her
sn is kellau0409.
Who are you looking for?
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