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suzy_creamchese

27 / F / bisexual / Single

Richmond, Virginia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Curvy
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Law / Legal Services
Income
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly), Chinese (Okay), Arabic (Okay)

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I am noun, noun, and adjective!!!.

My Self-Summary

I enjoy 40's style transvestite drunks, champagne and eating with my fingers. Sarcasm is my favorite emotion, green is my favorite food, and clear is my favorite color , which is really kick ass because I see it everywhere. Weirdos LOVE me, I have an invisible neon sign that hangs over my head that states :" HELLO WEIRDOS, please follow me around, I love it". Of course if you are normal, you wont see it. I like creativity, science, science fiction, cannibals, cats, music that makes you feel invincible, stylish people, pirates, taboos, pizza, zombies, vegans/vegetarians, Spain, languages, robots, and electricity.

What I’m doing with my life

I work at my job every day. Will be going for a graduate degree soon. I have about 8 projects that I work on but never seem to finish, like the book I am writing, the religious text I am composing, the band I am forming, ... well you see the pattern. I make things a lot, like my halloween costume, I love robots

I’m really good at

Eating, sleeping, drinking, riding my scooter, speaking languages, computer skills, bow hunting, coke blowing, and sarcasm.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

For the moment:
Director: John Waters and Pedro Almodovar
Food: Raw Ethiopian, anything I can eat with my hands
Music: Eagles of Death Metal v. Shellac
Books: Dante's Inferno, The Decameron, Marabou Stork Nightmare, Castillos de Carton, and anything about cannibals.
Movies: This is like choosing who I love more, my mom or my dad.

The six things I could never do without

College, cats, crates, cookies, combs, cava.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The future and technology, how to survive a zombie attack, graduate school, cleaning my house, and returning to Spain.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have no legs!

You should message me if

You understand the hilarity of my profile