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27 Olympia, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:04pm
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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You are a new you today, each and every day. Time and space, bruh! Hey duder, I'm in a band *sigh* (says half of Olympia) I am an aspiring filmmaker. INFP (but this test is apparently bullshit). I dream. I love. I philosophize and rationalize in irrational ways. You may grow to love the dickens out of me or find that I'm the thorn at your side. I can be a Dirty Harry, but I clean up nicely.
What I’m doing with my life
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Going where the beats take me. Vicariously imagining how my feet are too big for your shoes. Writing for posterity. Media and music.

"Go out into the world and fuck it up beautifully"
-John Waters
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Peeling the proverbial onion.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They hypnotize and mesmerize. I'm tall? I have a huge head. I don't know what people notice, because I'm not other people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Thai cuisine. Chuck Palahniuk. Kurt Vonnegut. Ecotopia. Perks of Being a Wallflower. Thus Spoke Zarathustra. I only watch awesome films and B movies for kicks. You ever seen Nowhere? Best ending, ever. Rules of Attraction, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Gummo. Too much music on my playlist. No country, no crap rap, and no oldies. Only Motown and Jazz oldies. Modest Mouse, Minus the Bear, Mars Volta. Mozart. Melt Banana. I like my M bands, apparently? EDM, experimental anything is always up my ally, too. As for Television? Ask if you care.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, Food, Water, Adoration, Music, screens apparently?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too much or too little. Circular logic spinning its web of entangling thought fragments and half formulated new ideas...basically I always have something on my mind whether fresh or nostalgic. Metaphysical, philosophical and scientific inquiries are always barraging my brain, too. Poop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Painting the roses red. Pushing the lil daisies to make them come up. Waxing nostalgia avec music, friends, whatever. Or enjoying my own graceful solitude.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am crunchy. My kegels are really awesome.
You should message me if
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You want to unravel life's complex mysteries. Or not. Vicarious curiosity. Empathy? What is connection? Give me a good reason to message you back, how about them apples?
You have a humbled heart.