Sloppy-metro hippie/geek.

Modes and asanas.

everything that I enjoy doing. This may be due to a combination of my aptitude for various kinds of learning and my vanity leading me to dislike things I do poorly. Sour grapes.

The thing that people most often mention upon first impression is that I speak too quietly. People who are hard of hearing tend to quickly inform me of their condition. The next most probable observations to be voiced include that I have an unusual name, that I resemble some other man with long hair, that my feet are bare, that I appear to possess a guitar.

Jorge Luis Borges, Tom Eugene Robbins, Susanna Mary Clarke, Douglas Noel Adams (my screen name is two DNA references), Rainer Maria Rilke, Iain Menzies Banks - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Brazil, Fellini Satyricon, Snake in the Eagle's Shadow et al, Plan 9 from Outer Space, Lunacy, My Own Private Idaho, Gozu, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Ren and Stimpy, Chuck Jones's Looney Tunes, Invader Zim, Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy, Blackadder, The Mighty Boosh, The Venture Bros., The Twilight Zone, Naruto, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Teletubbies - Arcade Fire, Brian Eno, Caravan, David Bowie, ELP, Fanny, Genesis, Hatfield and the North, Iron and Wine, Joni Mitchell, King Crimson, Laurie Anderson, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Nick Drake, Oysterhead, Pink Floyd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Soft Machine, Talking Heads, The Upsetters, Van Der Graaf Generator, Wishbone Ash, Xhol, Yes... Zebra? ZZ Top? I've painted myself into a corner. I'll try again with a different convention: Frank Zappa, The Yardbirds, Xasthur (pretty much by default, as I don't care for Xiu Xiu), Weather Report, Stevie Ray Vaughan, UK, Tower of Power, Supertramp, Rush, Quiet Sun, Primus, Mike Oldfield, National Health, Hannah Mohan, Led Zeppelin, Kings of Leon, Jethro Tull, The Incredible String Band, Herbie Hancock, Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Fishbone, Earth Wind & Fire, Dead Prez, Cat Empire, Beirut, Art of Noise - nukazuke, chirashi, tempura, artichokes, cilantro, avocados, cheese, chocolate, steak, lychees, raspberries, cantaloupe, rice vinegar, Sriracha, mayonnaise, sesame oil, quinoa, brewer's yeast, sourdough, kimchi, injera, berbere, kale, lemons, beets, ice cream, bacon, pizza.

1. kitties
2. coffee
3. a guitar
4. ganja
5. a place to swim
6. something to read

It's more of a list of things I strongly prefer not to do without, but listing actual human needs is banal.

Von Neumann's catastrophe, music, human behavior, senses, myself, patterns, lost loves, narrative, sex, sex.

at home, eating dinner and watching thursday's Daily Show. Pretty exciting, I know.

I'd admit anything. All of my match questions are answered publicly, for instance.

you can think of something to say, be it witty, idiotic, snarky, kind, some combination of the above, or something else entirely.
or
you like interrogating people about themselves.
or
you are a carbon based lifeform with a pulse that is capable of operating a keyboard to some extent.