Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an easy-going father of 2, and my main goal in life is to raise
them to be successful, self-reliant, intelligent, even-headed
conservative gentlemen. I work extremely hard at my job, and strive
to exceed the expectations of the project I am working on.
Workaholic? maybe... Responsible? DEFINITELY! "Work hard - play
hard" is a dogma I live by...
I love comedy and things that make me (and others) laugh, but I am
growing tired of Hollywood and their political views... I will
NEVER watch anything with Sean Penn ever again, and Will Ferrell is
now off my list as well. David Letterman was my hero 25 years ago,
but now I wouldn't cross the street to spit in his hair... It's sad
really, but there are some funny bits yet to be had, as ALL of
entertainment hasn't yet gone into the bag for socialism!
I am humorous, laid-back, and conservative
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a consultant by day, traveling 100% for work, and unfortunately
that leaves little free time for me. I spend every other weekend
with my boys, and we like to play football, video games, card games
, and go to
sporting events, along with camping, fishing, boating, and visiting
When I'm alone, I love hunting
, fishing, golf, sporting events,
(especially at little holes in the wall pubs), boating,
and even lawn chores! ugh, there's a sign I'm getting old...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
quips, sarcasm, dry humor, wet humor, analyzing my homer sports
teams... drawing, reading, listening to music (hard rock
- PLEASE no rap/hiphop, and
classical or jazz is always a case by case situation!)...
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sense of
, followed by my eyes. I've been told they are my finest
physical trait. I've also been told I look like: Bruce Willis (the
old bald version), Tom Sizemore, and most recently "The Big Show".
I have no idea how to respond to those bits of feedback, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books? Anything by Stephen King or Stephen Hawking, depending on my
mood, is a favorite, but I just finished "Liberty and Tyranny" by
Mark Levin - OUTSTANDING BOOK!
Movies? I'm the world's WORST movie-goer, as it's hard for me to
find a 2-3 hr block to dedicate to it, let alone go to a
Music? I'm on the continuum between Heavy Metal & Hank Williams
Jr. I love rock, classic rock, new rock, grunge rock, modern rock,
alternative rock... I also love country music, even C & W on
Food? PLEASE make it home-cooked. I live out of my suitcase &
hotel rooms, so I am forced to eat out quite often.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My sons - they are my reason for living.
2) My family - they are my saviors & my support system when I
3) My friends - my ever-widening circle of pals.
4) My home - My "fortress of solitude", my cabin in the woods, my
haven for respite, rest, and recreation...
5) The NET - my source of data, entertainment, communication,
6) (TIE) Satellite Radio/Blackberry - shorten my flights/road
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The "nature of things".
Where I want to be in 5, 10, 20 years...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with the boys if it's Dad's weekend.
Listening to a live band and enjoying a cold adult beverage if it's
not my weekend. Provided my laundry is caught up!! Chores first,
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate callous women - they are the reason why I have a reinforced
wall around my person...
You should message me if
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You can understand a hard-working gainfully employed father with
little free time, if you love to laugh at the world & its
inhabitants, if you have a killer smile and sparkly eyes, if you
have a round curvy figure with round curvy acouetrements, if you
aren't looking for Mr. Perfect but rather Mr. Almost Good Enough...
I'm not carved from marble, I'm not a chiseled lifeguard, I'm just
a Barney Rubble archetype with a great sense of humor and an overly
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