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swamsley

46 M Flint, MI

My Details

Last Online
Dec 26, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm an easy-going father of 2, and my main goal in life is to raise them to be successful, self-reliant, intelligent, even-headed conservative gentlemen. I work extremely hard at my job, and strive to exceed the expectations of the project I am working on. Workaholic? maybe... Responsible? DEFINITELY! "Work hard - play hard" is a dogma I live by...

I love comedy and things that make me (and others) laugh, but I am growing tired of Hollywood and their political views... I will NEVER watch anything with Sean Penn ever again, and Will Ferrell is now off my list as well. David Letterman was my hero 25 years ago, but now I wouldn't cross the street to spit in his hair... It's sad really, but there are some funny bits yet to be had, as ALL of entertainment hasn't yet gone into the bag for socialism!

I am humorous, laid-back, and conservative
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a consultant by day, traveling 100% for work, and unfortunately that leaves little free time for me. I spend every other weekend with my boys, and we like to play football, video games, card games, and go to sporting events, along with camping, fishing, boating, and visiting deer camp.

When I'm alone, I love hunting, fishing, golf, sporting events, concerts, live music (especially at little holes in the wall pubs), boating, and even lawn chores! ugh, there's a sign I'm getting old...
I’m really good at
quips, sarcasm, dry humor, wet humor, analyzing my homer sports teams... drawing, reading, listening to music (hard rock to country - PLEASE no rap/hiphop, and classical or jazz is always a case by case situation!)...
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor, followed by my eyes. I've been told they are my finest physical trait. I've also been told I look like: Bruce Willis (the old bald version), Tom Sizemore, and most recently "The Big Show". I have no idea how to respond to those bits of feedback, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? Anything by Stephen King or Stephen Hawking, depending on my mood, is a favorite, but I just finished "Liberty and Tyranny" by Mark Levin - OUTSTANDING BOOK!

Movies? I'm the world's WORST movie-goer, as it's hard for me to find a 2-3 hr block to dedicate to it, let alone go to a theater!

Music? I'm on the continuum between Heavy Metal & Hank Williams Jr. I love rock, classic rock, new rock, grunge rock, modern rock, alternative rock... I also love country music, even C & W on occasion!

Food? PLEASE make it home-cooked. I live out of my suitcase & hotel rooms, so I am forced to eat out quite often.
The six things I could never do without
1) My sons - they are my reason for living.
2) My family - they are my saviors & my support system when I need it.
3) My friends - my ever-widening circle of pals.
4) My home - My "fortress of solitude", my cabin in the woods, my haven for respite, rest, and recreation...
5) The NET - my source of data, entertainment, communication, etc.
6) (TIE) Satellite Radio/Blackberry - shorten my flights/road trips.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cosmology.
The "nature of things".
Retirement.
Where I want to be in 5, 10, 20 years...
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with the boys if it's Dad's weekend.
Listening to a live band and enjoying a cold adult beverage if it's not my weekend. Provided my laundry is caught up!! Chores first, then FUN!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate callous women - they are the reason why I have a reinforced wall around my person...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–59
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You can understand a hard-working gainfully employed father with little free time, if you love to laugh at the world & its inhabitants, if you have a killer smile and sparkly eyes, if you have a round curvy figure with round curvy acouetrements, if you aren't looking for Mr. Perfect but rather Mr. Almost Good Enough... I'm not carved from marble, I'm not a chiseled lifeguard, I'm just a Barney Rubble archetype with a great sense of humor and an overly trusting soul...