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28 Somerville, MA Man


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  • Ages 23–31
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5' 10" (1.78m)
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Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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I've been called a nerd trapped in a bro's body, I don't know if that's an accurate description, but I've heard it from multiple people.

I love nature/biology, particularly the ocean, board games, geopolitics, the BBC.

Social flexibility/versatility is important to me- the ability to have a good time at a cocktail party/gala or a country bonfire or board games with close friends or netflix marathons etc.

Politics is my baseball and Liz Warren is my Red Sox.

P.S. My username is a How I Met Your Mother reference (kudos if you got it) but don't worry, I don't actually emulate Barney, I was just watching that episode while I made my profile. Also Swarley was taken, so you should probably check out his profile too, because he clearly knows what's up.
What I’m doing with my life
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Financial marketing analyst in Boston, studying, going to brunch, working out, playing board games with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, making people laugh, playing cello, kayaking, dancing, racquetball, deep conversation, board games that involve betrayal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Martian Chronicles, Three Parts Dead, Game of Kings, Harry Potter, Antony Beevor, Hemmingway... I'm not picky when it comes to books, I hang out with some well read people and have a long backlog of great books to read. I'm currently reading Even In Darkness.

Daily Show, Colbert, Arrested Development, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Veronica Mars, True Blood, Better Off Ted, Louie, Game of Thrones, The League, Mindy Project, Parks and Rec, My So Called Life.

All sorts of music, ask if you care.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Kindle
netflix instant
a kayak
a Charlie card
a grill
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, evolution, classism, my job, the future, relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.

But real talk- drinking with my friends while watching planet earth on mute and seeing if it syncs up to pandora, which, thanks to confirmation bias, it always always does.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once fought off a rabid beaver in the ipswich river.

Ok, this isn't that private and I'm super proud of it.
You should message me if
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You're a very intelligent, fun, feisty/fiery, engaging, sophisticated, cute, ambitious and compassionate person.

Also if you want to go to the aquarium.