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27 M Somerville, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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ENTP, amateur marine biologist, kayaker, avid liberal, intellectual yuppie.

Social flexibility/versatility is important to me- the ability to have a good time at a cocktail party or a country bonfire or board games with close friends or netflix marathons etc. Also important to me are liberal politics and a thirst to help the world. Sorry if that sounds corny, I don't have time or tolerance for selfish people.

Politics is my baseball and Liz Warren is my Red Sox.

P.S. My username is a How I Met Your Mother reference (kudos if you got it) but don't worry, I don't actually emulate Barney, I was just watching that episode while I made my profile. Also Swarley was taken, so you should probably check out his profile too, because he clearly knows what's up.
What I’m doing with my life
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I do enrollment analytics for a health insurance firm downtown. I'm getting my MBA in the next few years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people, making people laugh, playing cello, kayaking, dancing, racquetball, debating, board games that involve betrayal.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Martian Chronicles, Three Parts Dead, Game of Kings, Harry Potter, Antony Beevor, Hemmingway... I'm not picky when it comes to books, I hang out with some well read people and have a long backlog of great books to read. I'm currently reading The 900 Days.

Daily Show, Colbert, Arrested Development, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Modern Family, 30 Rock, Veronica Mars, True Blood, Better Off Ted, Louie, Game of Thrones, The League, Mindy Project, Parks and Rec, My So Called Life.

All sorts of music, ask if you care.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Kindle
netflix instant
a kayak
a Charlie card
a grill
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, evolution, classism, my job, the future, relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once attacked by a beaver.

Ok this isn't private, I'm super proud of it and it's an awesome story.
You should message me if
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You're a very intelligent, fun, engaging, sophisticated, cute, ambitious and compassionate person. I know that sounds like boilerplate, but really think about these before messaging me.

Also if I favorited you it probably means I plan on messaging you later but didn't have time when I saw your profile. Feel free to preempt my message.