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sweet-september

39 F Ocean Springs, MS

My Details

Last Online
Dec 29, 2011
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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OK, so I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog today. While in the check-out line, a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story. Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to pee his pants he was laughing so hard...and my best friend, she DID pee her pants from laughing so hard. She does that alot! Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say. ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
doing everything i shouldn't and nothing i should. I'm a little cajun spitfire.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My rotten teeth! SORRY! i tried to save them, but the speed was too much fun! ;)
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids 3
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My phone

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I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 31–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
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