Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Wildly diverse in my ways, it is simply not possible to write a
description. Actually this whole online thing is rather silly and
ineffective thus far. Is it me or are half the ppl on here
inaccurate/dishonest. Do they think we won't care? Speaking of we,
you may meet my love, assuming you can handle double the
I am direct, honest, caring and love to flirt.
I am also the worst speller you might meet but my creators are not
absent a sense of humor and a couple invisible skills coming along
for the ride.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Inventing, partying, and some really fascinating IT stuff that
helps pay for the first two.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Nothing (that I am willing to mention).. But I can figure out just
about anything without the help of research. I often know what you
are feeling by the way you carry yourself, can swiftly understand
things most miss and enjoy solving things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OKC says I am a 'loverboy' what's worse is, I am only half
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the couples on okc have no clue how its done. Granted, this is
in part okc's fault. But still!
1. Its really NOT ok to write from an account that is pretending to
be your gf's. YUCK! Its SO creepy! Yet most of you do it.
2. Using words like 'tits' and 'ass' are likely not the lingo your
gf would use to describe herself. Especially in the 'First things
people usually notice about me' essay. That is if you even have a
3. Nobody wants to see your ass as a profile photo.
4. You are NOT SINGLE!!!
Ok, to be fair... SOME % of women on here manage to find the most
creative photo collection of themselves. If your photos are of when
you looked a little better than our doing yourself an injustice.
And from what I hear boys... boys, boys. If your not 6' tall why
list yourself that way.
If you can't be honest in the most simple ways imagine what kind of
person you are in real life. Why is it so hard to be honest?
If you are part of the 60% that say it is "not possible" to be more
kinky please plan to explain why you are the kinkiest of them all.
Its funny... Having had the sentence above on my profile all along.
Not one person wrote saying they like to be cut up, suspended from
hooks through their skin, peed on, etc etc. So, unless your into
that type of thing for the love of all things not possible
please change your response and if you are into that kind of thing
please do not write. Yuck!
ok, sometimes I think about;
How I can help friends enjoy themselves. (It really makes me
happy.) Oh, and the 150,000 things on my to-do list.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hanging out with friends, joking about things like OkCupid. Unless
there is a party that can't be missed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am musically retarded and generally void of any pop culture
knowledge. Oh, and my spelling skills are worse than an 8th grader.
What else is there to know?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are open minded,
possess a sexy attitude,
enjoy what you see above,
If you don't believe jealousy is healthy! (If you can't trust your
partner and friends, than I feel truly sorry for you.)
If we do get to meet please know that I will never have
expectations. They are pointless and only hurt ppl. Comfort and
Chemistry either happen or they don't and its impossible to know
before meeting. We can always be friends! :)
Pl don't say "your so sexy like I just want to bite you"
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