So I am hoping that this comes out funnier than I'm predicting it will be. I am one of those people that finds humor in almost every situation and just want people to be laughing along with me. I make absolutely ridiculous jokes and I'm not scared to embarrass myself. Quick rundown on what I am without you having to dig around in my profile: tiny sarcastic workaholic smarty-pants movie-fanatic music-connoisseur world-traveller animal-lover and overall badass. Also- I've been told many times that I'm the female Barney. Yes, that Barney.

I am an oddball, awesome, and open-minded

I will update this. I graduated. I have a job. I have an apartment. I love how at 530 every day work stops and I have a life. I have an awesome apartment with a kick ass roommate. Life is swell.

Being organized and juggling so much stuff that the average human being's head would explode. Being legen... wait for it... I also can quote so many movies and tv shows even years after I had seen it. I'm awesomely bad at bowling and pool and guitar hero, but I love them anyways. also- I'm a professional at being amazing. You have a question about how to be more amazing? just ask me- I'm here to help.

Since I'm me, and not someone else, its hard to say what people notice about me first. So i asked some friends and I got a few different responses: my eye color, my height, my sarcasm, my purse (thanks lady-friend), and my lips.

Im a huge huge huge chuck palahniuk fan. So much in fact that I was able to connect a crazy old film called Persona to Fight club in the first ten minutes. Favorite: Invisible monsters. I will also admit that I am a harry potter fan, but I also have read a handful of extremely random other books because my moms a librarian and thats what I was trained to do. I've read 18 books since december- including the game of throne series. Props to commutes!

tv shows: how I met your mother, scrubs, the new girl, doctor who, dexter, west wing, the office, game of thrones, true blood, top gear (uk version only. if you enjoy the us version, this is a dealbreaker), no reservations, and then my boys john stewart and steven colbert. intelligent humor is hot.

I am a movie fanatic. I love ones that make you think or are so completely badass you cant help to love them. I used to have a list on here of all of them that I own. But now that I have over 350 of them I figure it looks like bragging. I promise- its about 50% badass guy movies (james bond, shit blowing up, heist movies), 35% artsy fartsy movies (I like weird shit, ok!? god!). and if i could do math probably out the remainder only about 2% chick flicks. Cause its in my dna. the rest are just pure ass ridiculousness. pauly shore included.

music could lead to the exact same thing. i love everything but country and polka. that means i listen to alternative, oldies, hip hop, classical, r&b, rock, pretty much everything. things that will never fail me: queen, paul simon, and anything with a severe guitar rip. my ringtone has been the same coldwar kids song for over 3 years now.

food: pasta, cupcakes, and pork chops. gotta love em.

my planner, a pair of pumas, my movie collection, iphone, my passport, and my cheese grater.

how things work. im a bit ocd (really.. you dont say) so im always figuring out completely random things in my head.

could be any number of things. watching movies, at a play, hitting up a bar, watching the shows i missed that week, planning on how to take over the world, dancing in my underwear (at home, not on stage ya pervs). you know I dont think this is a particularly fair question. who honestly cares what someone else does every Friday night? what about Tuesday?

i love jumping up and down in elevators. oh and occasionally when im going up ill stand like an old school superman when he takes off. ya know- hand on the hip one hand to the sky. but thats when im alone- youll never see me do it.

any of this amused you. or if you yourself are more amusing than I am and want to have a humor-off. im up for a challenge.... dary