Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a simple girl, I'm looking for someone who likes to laugh and
have fun and doesn't take himself too seriously. I'm looking for
someone who's self confident, has his own interests and doesn't
need to be up in my grill 24/7. That being said, I'm looking
forward to finding a cool guy to have fun adventures with. I love
the beach, eating, drinking and watching football. If you don't
really like football, we probably won't be a match. I also like the
other big 3, but football is by far my favorite sport.
I can't believe I have to write this...I'm not looking to be
anyone's cougar. If you're in your 20s, please leave me
I love music and enjoy seeing live shows. I don't really enjoy big
arenas, but love love love smaller venues like House of Blues, The
Paradise, etc. I do like to get my drink on - I am single, no kids,
and don't have any real responsibilities other than keeping myself
and my cat alive.
Edited to add:
It must not be obvious by anything I've written, so...I am not
really looking for a sensitive artsy type, artsy is ok but not
really into sensitive men. I had a great relationship with my
father, so no daddy issues here - if your age starts with a 5 or
up, sorry, we're not a match. I'd also like to add that I don't
really need my time wasted either. I value honesty, no matter how
much it stings, so if we're conversing and you're just not feeling
it, PLEASE JUST TELL ME. Especially if I'm digging you. I'm so
picky and it's so rare that I am actually into someone that it's
better to know you're not into it so I can move on. It is what it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having a lot of fun with great friends, being the best person I can
be. Looking forward to new experiences, whatever they may be...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Make-up (I went to beauty school...not a drop-out either...),
useless trivia, drinking beer, doing the robot in Las Vegas...and a
few other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure...I'll have to ask someone. Maybe my sweet
Hoomanawanui jersey :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Sh*t My Dad Says, I Suck at Girls, Ted was fantastic, The Vow, 21
Jump Street, Super Bad, the American Pie Movies (except wedding and
haven't seen reunion yet), and a ton more. I would say Tootsie,
Kramer v. Kramer (I love you, Dustin Hoffman!) and Shallow Hal are
my top 3. I love the original Inbetweeners, How I Met Your Mother,
Man v. Food, 30 Rock, Some of the Housewives, some of the reality
shows on VH1, and too many more to mention. As for music, I love
the 80's, I really like The Cure and reggae...and finally, food. I
am not picky, but there's a lot I don't like. Eggs are #1 on my
list. I am willing, for the most part, to try any new foods. As you
can tell by my pictures, I am no delicate flower.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, my kitty, beer, music, NFL, water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, the ocean, lip balm, good sales, how the Patriots are
doing, how my guilty pleasure team Cincy is doing, and if there
really is someone out there for me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends doing whatever or watching Undercover Boss and
What Would You Do? with my kitty.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think fart jokes are hillarious.
You should message me if
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you think we would get along...if you are far away, please be
serious and willing to actually meet up in a reasonable amount of
time. I will happily fly across the country to have dinner with you
to see if we click (I've flown literally halfway across the world
for a weekend so that's nothin'). Only thing, I could never be land
locked. I live an hour from the ocean and that's about 45 minutes
too far. If i come across the right person, my bags would be packed
in a minute...if you're not serious and are just looking for chat
buddies please just move along. I'm not looking for a new pen pal.
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