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28 North Providence, RI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 24
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Passing tests of randomness since 1986. Sealed, approved, and continuously updated for an annual fee. Guaranteed to make selected gems smile. ♥

"commmeeee with meeee & you'll beee in a world of pure imaginationnnnn"

I just wanna find my gent & partna in crime and start exploratory excursions and mutual spoiling in the way each of us brought strength to the partnership. Why is this along with authentic honesty so taboo? Grow up yo. Why is the concept of a woman who cared enough to develop many facets of female stereotypes under one hood who has substance and is totally not interested in the hook up culture hard to comprehend? Dude -- I love to contribute (i.e. work ethic --> whatever I'm doing, I strive to excel), play harder on vacation but have a bloody blast in everything I do, & yeah, I cook and clean Martha Stewart status (yes, I ADORE TROPHY WIFE APRONS!), and so what -- I love sensuality in many flavors but that's because I enjoy demonstrating how much I not only appreciate but adore my king. My king -- not the damn world so whatever you think about loose morals -- go forth little boy because I guarantee the prissy miss playing good girl isn't even one (ah, itch be playin' you for a fool while she hooks up with dudes left'n'right cuz she is empty and lacks substance inside) & there's no way in hell she'd be pampering you as much as you do her. Got it now? At least, I've integrity and care -- more than I am able to say about a primarily media induced society. When is it time for me to be joyful skipping through play again? Ey? Or, are all of you gunna feel like dumbasses when a man does have the guts to love me and you see him 6 years later still enjoying kingdom with a chick who keeps looking better and better? Oy vey -- I should whack y'all over the back of the head like an Italian mother.

I'm something like a warrior and something like the stereotypical 1950's wife you expect but don't actually think you'll ever find. I work too much because I'm a devoted woman and well, we devote. This is what I did prior to living as a housewife -- I have mastered the art of fierce & soft. I don't put up with crap -- you treat me well or you don't. But, don't pick on someone much smaller than ya when you realize that you mistook my kindness for weakness & have now found your ass not being able to wrap your mind around the venom I hit 'cha with (Al Capone was onto something). No toxic fucktards please. (I should note I'm playful / sarcastic & not a C unless it was deserved by a boy in a grown man suit.). I know who I am far deeper than most you meet & I bring it with an empathy & perceptiveness that is eerie. I want to find the man, aka King, who compels me to dote because he knows what he found & what notes to play to step toward bliss.

Don't waste my time because I wouldn't waste yours. I live for value, contribution, & blissful joy. No time for energy zappers.

I feel things powerfully--even if they aren't my things I'm feeling. I'm deep and full of both substance and absurdity. I mean, I'm not for the faint of heart because I am just so much woman under one hood that most are intimidated. Heads up lads --> my depth doesn't comprehend shallow waters for the life of me.

"Once one knows true joy, one becomes increasingly ill without it." -Me aka Lauren Elizabeth (or, one of my nicknames -- Lirls or Teacup -- whichever you prefer).

I'm not afraid to speak my mind so don't pretend you're open minded if you aren't because my tongue will slice you deeply if I see you mistreat ANYONE. I DO NOT hesitate to defend those who are unable to defend themselves.

Want to know if we might get along? Listen to this:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm sick of discussing the past. I want to focus on the present and the future. Explore with someone (or groups of awakened minds & blissful souls) I adore & appreciate who return the sentiment because they value appreciation.

I've lived in so many different ways that I can relate to mostly anyone. My warmth is radiated and spread to those I come into contact with because of this. When I make their faces light up, I feel fulfilled. <3

I love abstaining from certain things to maintain my cheek bones, the color pink AND the color red (I do it all baby!), puppies, people, adventure, topics that make my head tilt in fascination so I become absorbed in engagement, cuddles, aesthetics, my family, getting lost in music or knowledge that pushes my boundaries, playfulness, coffee, shopping, dresses, playing housewife with a man who fills me to the brim with glee, exploratory and/or celebratory excursions, bona fide individuals, inclusiveness, quality, standards, character, and common courtesy.

I also work & learn like a rockstar...sometimes living at the office/showroom. It must be some sorta sick masochistic joke or something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving animals like family & appreciating nature. I'm hitting 'em with those refreshing bits-o-bliss.

Verbal intimacy.



Refreshing bit-o-bliss bringer. Sophisticated word slinger. Personally, I'm still undecided on the eloquence reference. See, I even preferred "word slinger." Let's be real here! ;-)


Setting myself aside for the common good.

Appreciating people.

Spreading smiles & warmth.

On the flip side, dealing out a fierce tongue lashing when warranted. Sometimes, my eyes speak for themselves. Step up or get out me way. Bottom line.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's something different about me.

I'm magnetic.

I look like my pictures.

Wow. I get wow a lot. Sometimes followed by an actress reference.

I'm silly but inspirational.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not taking the excitement out of exploring. Dun, dun, dun...the pressures on! Ha.

I'm hesitant to say this because I don't think it's a big deal but I'm learning it is --> my interests are a smorgasbord. I really do dip my toes into a plethora-o-passions that continue to grow & I've never been bored. I've been lonely, sure. That loneliness results in lack-o-focus so I take off to mingle with strangers. My motto is there's always something needing some tending/doing/nurturing, etc. Don't waste your life--get on with it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Girlie things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Value. As in quality & not bargains.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This doesn't pertain strictly to Friday nights -- at any given moment, I enjoy...

letting my little girl world marveling loose
being silly via banter and randomly created songs
cultivating laughter
being cherished
stepping into the shoes of another to see life from their perspective
increasing my worth/being valuable
dancing (especially when playing domestic goddess!)
cooking/baking and classes (prefer small boutique shops and restaurants hosting one)
foodie tours
wineries/classes and breweries
curiosity/inquisitive minds
historical homes n tours/museums
hiking/exploration of nature
comedy shows
being engaged
curling up n cuddling to a movie

silly banter and material conversation over dining from the mom'n'pop spot to fine dining
--I easily morph from down to earth relax mode to elegant, poised, & sophisticated lady so am comfy in all environments with no problem. Appreciate each venue for its unique attributes.

--music fanatic. All over the place n easily lost in it. Enjoy the entertainment value and creative genius of lyrical flow provided by "popular" music [minus country].
Cherish the deeper level of thought/feeling stimulation provoked by classical & edm.

speaking with strangers
--Please note that I am able to curb my social ease if it's something that makes you uncomfortable. If I have to curb my nature 24/7, it's likely we aren't compatible.

pampering my outer appearance to compliment the exquisite inner beauty I've grown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The sky is definitely not blue today.

Update: The sky was definitely blue today.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You are a gentleman who is older, wiser, & you believe trust, companionship, sharing, passion & appreciation is crucial to any intimate foundation.

*You love exploring & absorbing new things (info, sights, etc.) while engaging in the present with those around you without looking at your phone every 10 minutes.

*You wanna safari anddddd you're all about that laughter in life. Stiffs need not apply.

*You're an enigma who cannot and will not be conformed & stuffed into a box.

*You treat people well and would never tolerate nastiness-o-any-sort be done upon you or another in your presence.

*You are not afraid to try something different because you realize with difference comes freshness, uniqueness, & potentially thrilling results that are atypical.

*You're a charmer -- catch is, it's authentic. You know how to love a lady both in & out of the bedroom to achieve the most harmonious bond complete with her devoted tenderness & nurturing while also working TOGETHER as a team to build an unimaginable life together as the example of what a perfect dream union ought to be.

*You value integrity and would have the balls to be truthful prior to or after a weekend away with the boys if you felt the need to stray & taste different fruits. It's biological. I want to be safe & protected and you want to spread you's around the world. Get over it. Honesty = true pledge of allegiance to your partner & love who holds down the fort you worked hard to build. You'd know how to be certain I'm not feeling threatened & would have no reason to cheat emotionally. I am, after all, still human.

*You enjoy receiving acts of service and it warms your soul to know that I find intense joy carrying them out for my King.

*As I shed a few tears, I'm just gunna say, PLEASE don't message me if you're empty inside seeking emptiness, are hoping I'll bend who I am or what I want for you, expect me to be a modern woman (I'll tell you right now -- I'm a devoted woman and so I can't be devoted to both you [and all the different areas that covers!] & a career -- it isn't fair to either one of us & will make us resent each other!!!), or believe that it's okay to wear a mask aimed at deceiving someone (for the record, my perceptiveness will leave your hair standing in fear when I call you out regarding your poor intentions).

*Honesty doesn't mean I'm stupid or ignorant. It means I KNOW WHO I AM all the way to my core & I'm not a fearful coward. But, hey, be my guest and chase what always fails for you (because of dishonest games and power struggles!)...just don't get mad at her when you're not proud of the values your kids are being raised with. #truthbomb

I swear to you I do exist and we do deserve the ultimate bliss. If you seek BS modern dating nonsense that builds a rocky foundation at the jump, please move on now. Modern dating games = representing yourself unrealistically with the intent to win someone you wanna bone over versus my honestly raw approach that's taken to find my best friend because we actually link up well as complementary individuals = BAM --> hello Dream Team.

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<3 .xo. L .xo. <3

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