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28 F Bradenton, FL

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–60
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from space camp
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Other (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Relocating to Florida Wednesday. Really need to update this but I'm too busy living. I like old fashioned-ish gents who prefer to provide and guide (I want my own at home business so I may still play housewife with the flexibility to be my man's right hand lady but to not burden him nor feel stuck--I'm a big proponent for choosing who I admire and love versus being with an abusive bully. Though I do love possessive men to some extent.). I'm loyal, affectionate, an enigmatic girl who could be labeled crazy (you know what they say about those types in the bedrooms and I've heard I fit the bill magically) because I'm not a sheep but I'm playful & adore caring for those who care for me. I cherish optimism and gratitude. I will be an ideal 50s type wife with a modern flare, no uptight pretensión, & nada but love to adorn the world with. I pave my own way and am against judgmental fruits who are100% mean to creative people who aren't afraid to refute society's path & design their own. I'm not afraid to speak my mind so don't pretend you're open minded if you aren't because my tongue will slice you deeply if I see you mistreat ANYONE. I DO NOT hesitate to defend those who are unable to defend themselves.

Finally(!) almost able to embark on new ventures after caring for someone who had critical neurosurgery all summer. It was rough considering the history but I did what was in line with my principles. I can't wait to be be surrounded by people who accept me again. Weeeeee!

Want to know if we might get along? Listen to this:

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"commmeeee with meeee & you'll beee in a world of pure imaginationnnnn"

I love abstaining from certain things to maintain my cheek bones, the color pink AND the color red (I do it all baby!), puppies, people, adventure, topics that make my head tilt in fascination so I become absorbed in engagement, cuddles, aesthetics, my family, getting lost in music or knowledge that pushes my boundaries, playfulness, coffee, shopping, dresses, playing housewife with a man who fills me to the brim with glee, exploratory and/or celebratory excursions, bona fide individuals, inclusiveness, quality, standards, character, and common courtesy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm sick of discussing the past. I want to focus on the present and the future. Explore with someone (or groups of awakened minds & blissful souls) I adore & appreciate who return the sentiment because they value appreciation.

I've lived in so many different ways that I can relate to mostly anyone. My warmth is radiated and spread to those I come into contact with because of this. When I make their faces light up, I feel fulfilled. <3

Recent passions I've jumped off the diving board into:

*gardening around the entire property (have a lovely sanctuary on my front porch). This one I'd have never guessed would do it for me but it's something else.

*researching and learning how to grow my own food -- have herbs and some veggies but constructed garden boxes in part of the back yard for the whole kit n kaboodle.

*expanding my cooking & baking expertise while sharing with others.

*aiding others -- personal philanthropy that doesn't need to be shared but it has chewed up significant chunks of time for fruitful results. Sometimes, you need to place yourself aside for the common good and know it's not weakness.

*focusing on consistent execution of a comprehensive & sustainable wellness plan.

*getting lost in domestic bliss when I should be diverting more of my attention to small business development.

*freelancing in a few different areas.

*researching but I'm sure that was apparent -- Hey! I'm just learning this conciseness thingamajing for articulation! Ha. I'm a woman who loves being a woman -- making things eloquently flowery is kinda my MO so ... Haha.

*tripping into passions of others with an
admiration for how diverse we all are -- so many of us & every brain is wired differently. Awe-inspiring.

*pulling together a competency analysis for being an ultimate wife despite rethinking all the years of skills learning I invested. Evolve or die, right? So, I suppose I'm evaluating my worth as a partner. If you don't quantify, how do you know the value you're bringing to the table? Oh snap.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Loving animals like family & appreciating nature. I'm hitting 'em with those refreshing bits-o-bliss.

Verbal intimacy.



Refreshing bit-o-bliss bringer. Sophisticated word slinger. Personally, I'm still undecided on the eloquence reference. See, I even preferred "word slinger." Let's be real here! ;-)


Setting myself aside for the common good.

Appreciating people.

Spreading smiles & warmth.

On the flip side, dealing out a fierce tongue lashing when warranted. Sometimes, my eyes speak for themselves. Step up or get out me way. Bottom line.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There's something different about me.

I'm magnetic.

I look like my pictures.

Wow. I get wow a lot. Sometimes followed by an actress reference.

I'm silly but inspirational.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Not taking the excitement out of exploring. Dun, dun, dun...the pressures on! Ha.

I'm hesitant to say this because I don't think it's a big deal but I'm learning it is --> my interests are a smorgasbord. I really do dip my toes into a plethora-o-passions that continue to grow & I've never been bored. I've been lonely, sure. That loneliness results in lack-o-focus so I take off to mingle with strangers. My motto is there's always something needing some tending/doing/nurturing, etc. Don't waste your life--get on with it!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Girlie things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Value. As in quality & not bargains.

A nugget of wisdom connected to baseball for some to get a clue and hopefully grow so they are able to find love:

Men, the ones worth devoted attentiveness, stand up to the plate, see the ball in the distance & firmly grip the bat, as the ball starts gliding the bat raises in sync with their focal point fixed on the ball they wanna hit, and when it's time, they swing with all their muscles & might to hit that ball on point. There are no excuses when the ball presents itself because they know if they miss, they're out. So, to the 11 boys who couldn't understand my strength of character, empathy, self-respect, loyalty, & work ethic -- get over it. It's not my fault you miscalculated because I'm sweet. It's not my fault you failed to execute. It's not my fault you assumed there were no others interested because I haven't been bopping about. I know who I am, what I want & will tolerate, and have numerous letters, songs, & stories written about my loveliness so whatever dope you're smoking that makes you think it's okay to be cheap, lazy, weak, childish, demanding, etc.-- I suggest you stop harassing/trying to fight me (during court!?! WTF is wrong with you!?!??!), smoke less of this entitlement without merit dope, and make some concrete changes before the next ball is present in your field. Treat ladies right or don't -- not my problem -- just like I'm sweet to all until proven undeserving.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
This doesn't pertain strictly to Friday nights -- at any given moment, I enjoy...

letting my little girl world marveling loose
being silly via banter and randomly created songs
cultivating laughter
being cherished
stepping into the shoes of another to see life from their perspective
increasing my worth/being valuable
dancing (especially when playing domestic goddess!)
cooking/baking and classes (prefer small boutique shops and restaurants hosting one)
foodie tours
wineries/classes and breweries
curiosity/inquisitive minds
historical homes n tours/museums
hiking/exploration of nature
comedy shows
being engaged
curling up n cuddling to a movie

silly banter and material conversation over dining from the mom'n'pop spot to fine dining
--I easily morph from down to earth relax mode to elegant, poised, & sophisticated lady so am comfy in all environments with no problem. Appreciate each venue for its unique attributes.

--music fanatic. All over the place n easily lost in it. Enjoy the entertainment value and creative genius of lyrical flow provided by "popular" music [minus country].
Cherish the deeper level of thought/feeling stimulation provoked by classical & edm.

speaking with strangers
--Please note that I am able to curb my social ease if it's something that makes you uncomfortable. If I have to curb my nature 24/7, it's likely we aren't compatible.

pampering my outer appearance to compliment the exquisite inner beauty I've grown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The sky is definitely not blue today.

Update: The sky was definitely blue today.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*You are a gentleman who is older, wiser, & you believe trust, companionship, sharing, passion & appreciation is crucial to any intimate foundation.

*You love exploring & absorbing new things (info, sights, etc.) while engaging in the present with those around you without looking at your phone every 10 minutes.

*You aren't an arsehat. You follow-through instead of running from fear. Furthermore, this consistency between your words & actions means you won't be pestering me months later for a second chance. Not uh. If you drop balls during courting, whatchu' gunna be like if we get serious? I deal with enough bull while working than to deal with it on the personal level, especially when it comes to the man I adore. If you play games, I absolutely do not have the capability to adore you--let alone be in the same room as you. I'm a boss in one arena-o-life & I refuse to be so at home. Home is reserved for my frilly projects, domestic bliss, giggles, lightness, & aprons. Period.

*You wanna safari anddddd you're all about that laughter in life. Stiffs need not apply.

Keep Smiling!

<3 .xo. L .xo. <3