I am short, fiesty, and nosey.
My Self-Summary
I'm a feisty wench with a big mouth and bigger heart, both of which
get me into trouble. I'm loyal to the bone. I'm not afraid to speak
my mind and I'm totally open and honest regarding any question. I
have this terrible habit of dating men that are secretly gay or
publicly assholes. I'm a fiend when it comes to movies,
particularly scary movies. I'm a bigger fiend when it comes to
books. I'm a nerd and damn proud of it. If there is any information
you would like to see here, let me know because my brain is blank.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to be a good person and someone my son will be proud to have
as his mother. Hopefully going back to school for psychology,
specializing in Sex Therapy and Sexual Perversions. I also plan to
write a book that is going to rock the world's socks off.
UPDATE: Right now, I'm doing paperwork for Security clearance. Once
that goes through, I'm off to Oklahoma to learn how to talk to
Pilots. Yay FAA!
UPDATE UPDATE: FAA thinks I'm crazy. New Plan: Going to school for
Massage Therapy. then back to school again for sexual
perversions/therapy. (not to be mixed with massage... cuz yeah,
creepy)
I’m really good at
massage and pissing people off. I'm a good amateur therapist. I can
cook decently enough, I'm told, as long as I'm paying attention.
I've also got a really good phone voice. Oh and I'm decent at card
games and pictionary.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Ransom, The Secret, Job: A Comedy of Justice, Chronicles of
Narnia (before the movie), Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (before
the movie), The Princess Bride (after the movie ), Red Dragon
(after the movie), Silence of the lambs (after the movie)
Movies: SAW, Walk the Line, The Princess Bride, The Fifth Element,
American Beauty, The Departed, The Incredibles (No Capes!), Phantom
of the Opera (2004), Transformers, The Harry Potter series, The
Dark Knight
Television: Babylon 5, Danny Phantom, Cold Case Files, Law and
Order: CI, Midsomer Murders, Cold Case, Without A Trace, Crossing
Jordan, Criminal Minds, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Family Guy,
Futurama
Food: Chinese food, steak and potatoes, Papa Murphy's pizza, and
mama's cinnamon bread. Oh, and Sorbet. mmm sorbet
The six things I could never do without
family friends blah blah blah. of course i couldn't live without
them.
I COULD do without (but not happily): My library of books, my dog,
my MP3 player, my zebra blanket, Ebay, and my pretty necklace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I should keep Anomen in the party even though he's an
obnoxious twit.
if I talk in my sleep.
few things are as uncomfortable as a smack in the head with a
hammer. One of those things is a massive sunburn. like
2nd-degree-blisters-as-big-as-your-palm massive.
On a typical Friday night I am
usually playing trains or castle with my son and then off the revel
in my nerd-Dom and play Baldur's Gate II or, lately, Ultima
Underworld I and II.
NWN and NWN2 (I HATE the expansion). Oh and Kingdom of
Loathing.
I am such a nerd.
Lately, watching Family Guy off my DVR
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I prefer toothpaste to tooth cleaning Gel. it's gotta be a paste.
white, sometimes gritty. none of this blue sparkly crap. I don't
want glitter on my teeth.
You should message me if
well, if you got this far, you must think I'm at least slightly
interesting. Drop me a line and see what happens. you probably
won't even regret it.