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swift_lippin

37 M Cardiff-by-the-Sea, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Check my comprehensive catalog of crafts. I'm daft. I battle all like I don't have it all. Avante garde. Battlestar Gallactica. Got rhymes per capita. I'm shining through the aperture but I'm not gonna bust no caps for ya. That's another genre. Artistic archer, autistic misfit. Y'all get the sickness when I spit the wickedness. I split your wig like kid icarus.

Soooo, here are some things I like:
Hiking, surfing, snowshoeing, backcountry snowboarding, backcountry anything, backpacking, surfing, jeeping, design, cows, surfing, fishes, birds, horror, surfing, horror, surfing, horror, My big dual monitor setup at work, waterfalls, canyons, the desert, the mountains, the ocean, people watching...and I really like riding bicycles...and surfing. And looking at asses is amusing to me in so many ways.

I am Charismatic, benevolent, and super modest.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make things that get you to buy something or make you want to do something.

I am also trying to impress you without you having to meet me. Not trying too hard though really. I'll try in real life. Promise.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretty much anything I want to be good at. I suck at things I don't like because duh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am covered in blood and holding a cleaver.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Trail books, books that tell me about someplace I want to go, books that tell me how to get some place I want to go...and Haunted Mesa by Louis L'amour

Movies: Anything that David Lynch was a part of, movies with tits and blood, period pieces, those movies that have a ton of different plots going on where they all come together in the end, documentaries...whatever, I watch a lot of movies. I love them.

Music: If it sounds good to me, I like it. No better way to explain it.

More specifically:
Bombay Bicycle Club
The Drums
Tennis
Foals
Pinback
Ok GO
Slayer
Pretty Lights
Sizzla
Megadeth
Elzhi
Black Milk
Aceyalone
The Cramps
Batmobile
Jeff Buckley
Elvis Costello
Nightmares on Wax
Arctic Monkeys
Hank Williams Sr.
Primus
Tom Petty
Raveonettes
Cut copy
The Smiths
Misfits
Siouxsie
Nick Cave
Empire of the sun
The Presets
Death Cab
Nada Surf
and blah blah blah...

Food: Anything that doesn't contain liver. SO GROSS
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is a dumb question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything. I research and dissect the hell out of anything that interests me. Then I get bored with it and find something else to research and dissect.

Also, how the heck do climbers get their ropes and stuff back if it is attached at the top of the mountain/canyon/big rock?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Coolin' out or coolin' in.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The only time I make my bed is right before I get in it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know how to program missiles.

You like sarcastic white guys with shaved heads who call you baby.

You don't say things like "holla at cha boy" or "haaaaaayy" *shudder*

You don't flip off the camera.

You're a redditor.