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29 San Francisco, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 3, 2013
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Recent transplant from Rhode Island. And no, not Quahog, although I have been to the Drunken Clam. If I could describe myself in one phrase it would be free associative. Currently plowing through Terry Pratchett's Discworld series.

Likes: A variety of extremely nerdy topics, new and delicious food, traveling, hiking, wine, a good book, historiography, the occasional throw down via Nintendo

Dislikes: Blue cheese, watermelon, rent in San Francisco, most reality TV, British Romanticism
What I’m doing with my life
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Software sales for a cloud computing company, soul searching, making new friends.
I’m really good at
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Idle conversation, being easily distracted, snapping photos, random facts, reading comprehension, email marketing, Super Smash Brothers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Total chatterbox! I tend to play devil's advocate constantly. I have a opinion on mostly everything. Not afraid to make a terrible joke. Also tend to be extremely blunt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Douglas Adams, Tolkien, Catch 22, Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, Iain Banks, Michael Chrichton, and many others

Movies: Office Space, Dark Knight, TED, Old School, Anchorman, Iron Man, Avengers, Taken, Pulp Fiction, Rumble in the Bronx, Lord of the Rings

TV: Top Gear UK, An Idiot Abroad, Game of Thrones, Dexter, Archer

Music: Lately it's been Deadmau5, Swedish Mafia, Kaskade. Historically it has been Beatles, Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd. Always a big NPR fan as well. Mostly anything except country I am down for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ethnic food,
Arbitrary lists
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
New books to read, places to explore, people to hang with, irrelevant and random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends at a dive bar, wandering around the city, hanging at a friends house
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes when I drink I will sing bad music or dance terribly... Also I love to read Wikipedia articles about anything and everything.
You should message me if
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You know the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Or if you know who Yossarian is and what happened to Orr. Or if you have ever been to RI.