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swimdog

51 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Well traveled, fun, a lot of interests that include working out, a job I enjoy, reading, motorcycles, exploring.

Factoids about ME:(afterall it's all about ME!)

-Fluent in Spanglish.
-Once made out with my cousin at a Queen concert.
-Black Belt in Venitian Blind fighting.
-Usually start most days at the gym.
-Affectionate but not clingy.
-Killed a man in Reno-just to watch him die. (just kidding).
-Lived in Brazil, Panama, Honduras and Suriname.
-Eat like a horse-but only slightly smarter.
-Never incarcerated.
-Not under psychiatric care-at the moment.
-Panic when down to 3 books.
-Often wonder if Karen Carpenter were alive and married to Ted Nugent-what beautiful music would have been made.
-Have some loner tendencies.
-Cool job which I enjoy most days.
-Fairly well travelled. U.s and foreign.
-Enjoy live music. Usually classic rock. (guess I'm not too hip)
-I can ride a Unicycle.
-No restraining orders.(but I keep trying)
-Not a couch patato, but love to nap.
-Kids and dogs love me.

Seeking a very gullible, sexy female around my age, that will put up with my callous behavior, numerous lies, blatant disregard for your feelings, that is anxious to please me in every way. (just kidding)

Actually attracted to smart,confident, intellectual women that are curious about life, staying fit, and not from a cookie cutter type mold.
What I’m doing with my life
Keeping in shape, trying to make it through the day, pondering questions of the universe, helping the homeless, stealing from the disabled, random acts of kindness, with hopes that my enemies will burn like pigs in hell.
I’m really good at
Being independent, marching to my own tune. Very polite, awesome at Trivial Pursuit, SCRABBLE don't even play me-you will just set yourself for a crushing defeat.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ears shimmer in the moonlight.
Lack of underwear.
My blank expression.
Liquor on my breath.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Constant reader.
Some Favorites"
"Adventures of Huck Finn"
'Fear and Loathing"
'Alaska"

Stuck in the Golden Age of Rock n' Roll.
-Stones
-The Who
-Dire Straits
-Allman Bros.
-Steely Dan
-Neil Young

Tend to listen to live jam bands when doing cardio-usually Allman Bros.

Guess I'm not too hip.
The six things I could never do without
My motorcycle, food, water, women and books,running shoes,bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to grow spiritually, current events, how to keep my life simple as possible. Next trip, letting go of guilt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Often eating dinner, working a crossword puzzle, going to bed early, getting up at 2:00AM to head to the mountains on the motorcycle, watch the sunrise, have a big breakfast and then take a nap and start the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had a huge crush on Karen Carpenter.
I have "Winnie the Pooh" underwear.
I beleive in Bigfoot.
Only go to movies to make out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 39–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Just message me!