Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well traveled, fun, a lot of interests that include working out, a
job I enjoy, reading, motorcycles, exploring.
Factoids about ME:(afterall it's all about ME!)
-Fluent in Spanglish.
-Once made out with my cousin at a Queen concert.
-Black Belt in Venitian Blind fighting.
-Usually start most days at the gym.
-Affectionate but not clingy.
-Killed a man in Reno-just to watch him die. (just kidding).
-Lived in Brazil, Panama, Honduras and Suriname.
-Eat like a horse-but only slightly smarter.
-Not under psychiatric care-at the moment.
-Panic when down to 3 books.
-Often wonder if Karen Carpenter were alive and married to Ted
Nugent-what beautiful music would have been made.
-Have some loner tendencies.
-Cool job which I enjoy most days.
-Fairly well travelled. U.s and foreign.
-Enjoy live music. Usually classic rock. (guess I'm not too
-I can ride a Unicycle.
-No restraining orders.(but I keep trying)
-Not a couch patato, but love to nap.
-Kids and dogs love me.
Seeking a very gullible, sexy female around my age, that will put
up with my callous behavior, numerous lies, blatant disregard for
your feelings, that is anxious to please me in every way. (just
Actually attracted to smart,confident, intellectual women that are
curious about life, staying fit, and not from a cookie cutter type
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping in shape, trying to make it through the day, pondering
questions of the universe, helping the homeless, stealing from the
disabled, random acts of kindness, with hopes that my enemies will
burn like pigs in hell.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being independent, marching to my own tune. Very polite, awesome at
Trivial Pursuit, SCRABBLE don't even play me-you will just set
yourself for a crushing defeat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ears shimmer in the moonlight.
Lack of underwear.
My blank expression.
Liquor on my breath.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"Adventures of Huck Finn"
'Fear and Loathing"
Stuck in the Golden Age of Rock n' Roll.
Tend to listen to live jam bands when doing cardio-usually Allman
Guess I'm not too hip.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My motorcycle, food, water, women and books,running shoes,bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to grow spiritually, current events, how to keep my life
simple as possible. Next trip, letting go of guilt.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Often eating dinner, working a crossword puzzle, going to bed
early, getting up at 2:00AM to head to the mountains on the
motorcycle, watch the sunrise, have a big breakfast and then take a
nap and start the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a huge crush on Karen Carpenter.
I have "Winnie the Pooh" underwear.
I beleive in Bigfoot.
Only go to movies to make out.
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