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Small town midwest yank moved to small southern town. Trying to
figure out the best way to pair lutefisk with hush puppies and
grits. If you can think of any way for that combination to sound
appealing then I'd like to find out how the fuck your mind works.
I'd be reasonably suited to take a stab at it--my place of employ
is a UNC neurobiology lab, studying and manipulating neural
circuits. I'm currently studying the cell-adhesion mechanism
between ME and YOU. My research study is recruiting.
If you're the superficial type, I'd be happy to show you my
brother's BMW and tell you it's mine--but I'd rather not go through
that charade. In truth, I pursue life's simple pleasures: good
food, good beer, pleasure reading, and responsible hedonism. I have
yet to fall for wine but I'm working on it.
I'm writing a tractor manual. It's going to be one part history and
one part maintenance guide. I'm currently doing the illustrations
myself but I could do with an illustrator.
Please insert any other cliches and oversimplifications that you'd
like to imagine in a person.
I'm fairly sarcastic with this profile, dontcha know, so take it
with a grain of salt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Science. Working at UNC in the neurobiology department, just
started an MPH at Gilling's--so between studying and discovering
the area's restaurants and people, I live a life of exhaustion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcastic geniality. Finding the absurdity in most any situation.
Laughing. Cooking...my mother trained me from a young age :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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I say the word "about" like a Canadian, and that I still drive
cautiously even though there are no cows jumping out in front of
cars in this part of the country.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Innovator's Prescription (Clayten Christensen), Lolita
(Validmir Nobakov), Grapes of Wrath (John Steinbeck), any Robert
Ludlum book, and any John Grisham book. And you know I hold it down
for my boy Dean Koontz.
Movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Taken, Breakfast at Tiffany's,
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, National Treasure, Muppet
Treasure Island, pretty much any treasure movie, some Hindi films,
but you've probably never heard of them.
Music: pretty much anything besides country--despite what people
would expect I do not in fact own any Dave Matthews.
Food: I'm a really good cook (courtesy of my mother), so Indian,
Italian, Chinese and Thai most likely are my favorites, although
the southern food is growing on me. Time to hit the gym.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Capital gains tax.......
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My tractor manual. Whether or not I should spend time on this
website. But mostly tractors.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jetting off to the middle of nowhere to get some quality cow
tipping in... (where are the cows at?) The other week I went salsa
dancing...it was an interesting experience. Other than that trying
out new places, cooking and relaxing, or babysitting my
OH YEAH WORKING LATE CAUSE SCIENCE BITCHES.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was born a white dude (hello, I'm from North Dakota). When I was
in college I had an operation to switch faces with a mid-level
Indian crime-boss. I was recruited because of my sharp intellect
and peak physical prowess. My mission: to infiltrate the cartel and
find where they were keeping the President's daughters. My mission
was successful, but came with a cost. The crime-boss who had my
face transplanted died trying to escape captivity. I've been stuck
with this face ever since. I've successfully integrated into a
great adoptive Indian family, but now I have to be a doctor. I
WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST!
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