My dance moves are pretty lame but people seem to like them, I sometimes have a pompadour.
I ride my bike, but I don't call myself a cyclist because I don't yell at pedestrians or bang on cars. I also don't wear spandex except to fight crime
I'm not this verbose in person, and I'm completely quiet when I cook.
My life is a Wong Kar Wai film. All memories are traces of tears and mine replay in slow motion with the perfect soundtrack.