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swinginskatman

33 M Island Lake, IL

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Oct 26, 2007
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"All right Nick, I've never had a valet, you can try it for tonight. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." Three years he said that. "Good night Nick. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, fight, anything anyone would teach me. Johnny and I eventually became friends. And then it happened.

Well, Johnny had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. "I am not the Johnny Depp," he said. "My name is Chuck. I inherited this career from the previous Johnny Depp, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from was not the real Johnny Can I tell you a secret? I’m not the real Johnny Depp. It all started when I first met the man . . .

I ran into him at the Viper Room and he bought me a few drinks. Finally, Johnny decided something. He said, Depp, either. His name was Cumberbund. The real Johnny has been retired fifteen years and living like a king in Tortuga." Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary awe. You see, no woman would surrender to Nick Doetsch.



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