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swingline180

22 M Clifton Park, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
New to the Albany region, moved here for a job. I'm enjoying myself, although im not doing to much other than working and taking my dog for long walks. My dog, Harvey, is my favorite person in the world. We really click. He has a very dry sense of humor, just like myself. Feel free to ask me anything. Except whether Im a Coke or a Pepsi guy. Don't wanna get political and scare some of you ladies off.
What I’m doing with my life
Grew up in Rochester, Graduated from a small school in Syracuse, and now working full time here in Albany.
I’m really good at
Filling this profile out. Doing it like boss.
The first things people usually notice about me
The third arm growing out of my chest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well all of Wes Anderson's Movies are tied for my number one slot. But If I had to pick, The Darjeeling Limited would win number one. But I also love The Good Shepherd, Breakfast at Tiffanys, West Side Story, Annie Hall, Hard Candy, Lars and the Real Girl, Memento, most of Paul Thomas Anderson's movies, Saving Private Ryan, A Single Man, Charade, Drive . There are too many to name. I can never name them all when asked.

Music is the same way. Can't name everything I like/ listen to, but Dashboard Confessional, Sara Bareilles, Ingrid Michaelson, A Fine Frenzy, The Get Up Kids, Brand New, Motion City Soundtrack, The Wonder Years, Florence and the Machine, elton john, billy joel, steely dan...

TV: Homeland, Breaking bad, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Girls, Six Feet Under, Community, Parks and Rec, Dexter, The Wire, Jeopardy, Bored to Death, Wilfred, The League, It's Always Sunny...

Currently reading Infinite Jest. It is the hardest book I've ever read. Taking a long time. But I like Fiction. Mostly serious, but some humor. I avoid the big commercial series (harry potter, twilight, etc.), but that is coming entirely from a place of false superiority.

As for food, I will eat anything as long as it is laced with cocaine.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Would I rather have a puppy sized elephant, or an elephant sized puppy.
On a typical Friday night I am
On OkCupid, crying my eyes out wondering, 'what happened to my youth!?'
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I am as gorgeous as I do.