I'm currently staying in Battle Creek in order to lighten the load on my immediate family, due to some recent health concerns therein. This takes up a great deal of my time.
I love this profile. I really, really love this profile. It's kind of my masterpiece... as far as self-aggrandizing, narcissistic, online pseudo-biographies go. Let's just get this out of the way:
I've lived all over the place, mainly SW Michigan; parts of Indiana; Portland, Oregon; and New Orleans. Sometimes, I travel across the United States for periods of time. I might come through your town. I live where I want to, for varying lengths of time depending on my ever-changing whims. I'm a big fucking GEEK. I'm kinda butch.
I consider myself pansexual and non-monogamous. I am many kinds of queer and totally ok with it.
You don't have to date anybody I'm dating. I don't consider myself "poly" and I don't want a triad or quad or any unicorns, I'm just not a big fan of monogamy. I find it restrictive and unnatural. To quote subrosaseditio: "This equates to an availability of "potentially yes" and an exclusivity rating of "absolutely not." I enjoy intimacy in many forms.
I have been diagnosed with some serious depression and panic/anxiety issues. I have been known to have panic attacks or to disassociate, among other (moderately unpleasant) happenings. I make no apologies for my head-chemistry and I'm constantly working through the rough patches and bettering myself as a person.
My best friend is an American Pit Bull Terrier named Church. I found him in New Orleans, in the wake of Hurricane Isaac, and he's more important than you.
I like simple things. I like rain in the summertime, I like road trips and hashbrowns and fabric softener. I like the feeling of grass under my feet, jeans with paint on them, a good minty lip balm, and an awesome cup of coffee. I love singing, and getting letters in the mail, puppy breath, brass bands, writing with a really good inkpen, bonfires, pit bulls, swamps, and thunderstorms. I fucking love Christmas lights when it's not Christmas.
I am confrontational, a little pretentious, exceedingly un-diplomatic, ridiculously impulsive, cynical, jaded, presumptuous, disdainful, and vain. However, I am also nurturing, caring, creative, lively, tender, sensitive, amiable, honest, loving, tough, loyal to a fucking fault, and given to caring for the underdog. I like to think things even out.
Ceci n'est pas une auto-résumé.
I am fuck, shit, and stacked