Sometimes, I travel across the United States for periods of time. You might find me in your town! I live where I want to, for varying lengths of time depending on my ever-changing whims. Big fucking geek! Kinda butch!
I don't consider myself "poly" and I don't want a triad or quad or any unicorns, I'm just not a big fan of monogamy. I find it restrictive and unnatural. To quote subrosaseditio: "This equates to an availability of "potentially yes" and an exclusivity rating of "absolutely not." I enjoy intimacy in many forms.
My best friends are my ex-partners, and are very much a part of my life in many different ways. We have an awesome relationship. If that bothers you, you don't have to read any further, and I won't hold it against you. Good luck!
My other best friend is an American Pit Bull Terrier named Church. I found him in the upper 9th ward, in the wake of Hurricane Isaac, and he's really important to me.
I have a partner, julboc, who is a weirdo mushy French babe with obviously questionable tastes, and with whom I share a strong bond and am very much in love. We are A. Non-monogamous, B. Not polyamorous, and C. Cool as shit.
Sometimes simple things are the best things in the world. Rain in the summertime, road trips and hashbrowns and fabric softener. The feeling of grass under your feet, jeans with paint on them, a good minty lip balm, and an awesome cup of coffee. Singing, getting letters in the mail, puppy breath, brass bands, writing with a really good inkpen, bonfires, happy pit bulls, swamps, thunderstorms! Christmas lights when it's not Christmas! SENTENCE FRAGMENTS!
I'm confrontational, a little pretentious, exceedingly un-diplomatic, ridiculously impulsive, cynical, jaded, presumptuous, disdainful, and vain. However, I am also nurturing, caring, creative, lively, tender, sensitive, amiable, honest, loving, tough, loyal to a fucking fault, and given to caring for the underdog. I like to think things even out.
Ceci n'est pas une auto-résumé.
I am fuck, shit, and stacked