"From Ryan Adams to Slayer, Minus the Bear to Kelly Clarkson, this guy likes a bit of everything. When I need something new to listen to, I go to him." - Pandora Music
"I can not tell a lie, and neither can he! What an honest chap. Such integrity. If I was a woman...and alive, I would be delighted to have him court me."- George Washington
"He watches me, on his computer, tracking my every move. Discussing my stats and measurements with his friends and coworkers." - Major League Baseball
"I see him 4-5 times a week. He's always getting fresh with me. Fresh fruits and veggies that is! He doesn't eat much meat, but don't let that stop you from meeting him!" - Whole Foods Market
"He loves me." - Any dog, anywhere, ever.
"He makes me feel used." - My Brain
"We used to be close, but there was this huge falling out and we don't speak anymore. It was nobody's fault, we are just too different. Great guy though." - God
*Additional references available upon request.
**I am willing to be subjected to numerous drug tests as well as extremely invasive credit and background checks.
Ideally, I'm looking for someone that I can have fun doing something and nothing with. Someone grounded. Someone with an open mind. Someone caring. Just be cool. You know...the usual.