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35 M Boston, MA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've never been one to talk about myself, so here are some testimonials:

"From Ryan Adams to Slayer, Minus the Bear to Kelly Clarkson, this guy likes a bit of everything. When I need something new to listen to, I go to him." - Pandora Music

"I can not tell a lie, and neither can he! What an honest chap. Such integrity. If I was a woman...and alive, I would be delighted to have him court me."- George Washington

"He watches me, on his computer, tracking my every move. Discussing my stats and measurements with his friends and coworkers." - Major League Baseball

"I see him 4-5 times a week. He's always getting fresh with me. Fresh fruits and veggies that is! He doesn't eat much meat, but don't let that stop you from meeting him!" - Whole Foods Market

"He loves me." - Any dog, anywhere, ever.

"He makes me feel used." - My Brain

"We used to be close, but there was this huge falling out and we don't speak anymore. It was nobody's fault, we are just too different. Great guy though." - God

*Additional references available upon request.

**I am willing to be subjected to numerous drug tests as well as extremely invasive credit and background checks.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone that I can have fun doing something and nothing with. Someone grounded. Someone with an open mind. Someone caring. Just be cool. You know...the usual.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is starting to feel like a job application. Where do you see yourself in five years? One foot in front of the next.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a loyal friend and having a good time in any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The lengths that I'm willing to go to for a laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: The Police, Lifetime, Simon and Garfunkel, Nightwish, Whiskeytown, Strike Anywhere and Kelly fuckin' Clarkson amongst others.

T.V.: The Simpsons, Sons of Anarchy, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Vikings, Homeland, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec and so on.

Movie: I like a lot of them.

Books: Non-fiction. Always.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All the obvious things. Everything else can be worked around. The best things in life are immaterial.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future and becoming a better person. I'm always trying to improve and make myself a better person.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out to eat or at a dive bar with friends. Maybe a movie or a baseball game.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm up for being a pen pal but at this point in my life, I would really prefer someone that I can know in "real life."