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swtnurse5

25 / F / straight / Single

Richmond, Virginia

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English

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I am loyal, amusing, and handy.

My Self-Summary

What do you say here? I am a nurse. I am independent but want a partner in crime. Most of the time my job is intense so I like to keep things lite otherwise. I kid around a lot, play sports, and enjoy an adult beverage or 6,to blow off steam.

What I’m doing with my life

I am working on a graduate degree in nursing and just closed on a house. I think I am on the ball for the most part. My main concern is what kind of trouble I am going to into during my next break from work and school.

I’m really good at

Making others smile. This is helpful as a nurse and as a friend or companion. My sense of humor can be semi-offensive but always inappropriate. This is my new, favorite joke: So 2 cannibals are sitting around eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The first things people usually notice about me

My bilateral dimples. I am usually smiling.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

I read all kinds of stuff when I have time but I am drawn to Anne Rice. Don't laugh please. Just finished the Twilight series like everyone else in the country. Unfortunately, I have to spend my free time reading nursing texts and not stuff I want to read. Thats the price you pay for a career I guess.
Movies: I will watch anything I haven't seen before. I am not picky.
Music: Once again. Anything. I prefer classic rock though.
Food: No coconut or peas. Other than that? Surprise me.

The six things I could never do without

This laptop.
My cellphone.
Men in general.
My mother.
Cheese.
Birth control.

I devised this list from thinking about what I need (or want) everyday.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

If I have made the right decisions in life. If I will be content one day. Where "he" is. How the hell the human brain works on a cellular level. Why is some poor shmuck getting cracked in the balls is SO funny.

On a typical Friday night I am

At the bar.Working a night shift. In DC. Watching a movie at the theater.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I love nipple rings. They're hot. Don't lauph. I know, I am weird. Does it make it stranger that I would never pierce my own?

You should message me if

You are funny and have something interesting to say other than how much money you make and how often you go to the gym (not that those are bad things but it gets OLD). Come on. Make me smile.