ALERT: NOT INTERESTED IN MEN RIGHT NOW. I'm in a monogamish relationship with Twilltastic, with whom I am madly, dizzyingly in love. Check him out! Seriously, look at him! Is he pretty or what? He has basically ruined all other men for me. Sorry, bros.
I still haven't quite decided how I feel about the word "queer." Sometimes it feels like a useful shorthand for the fact that I date women and don't shave my legs; other times I worry I don't deserve the label because I don't work hard enough to dismantle the kyriarchy. But maybe we can do that on our first date.
Also! If you are a woman or otherwise-identified femme-type person who would be interested in playing with me and Twilltastic at the same time, we will take you out for ice cream. That is not even a euphemism. Let's literally have ice cream! And also, threesomes!