ALERT: NOT INTERESTED IN MEN RIGHT NOW. I'm in a monogamish relationship with Twilltastic, with whom I am madly, dizzyingly in love. Check him out! Seriously, look at him! Is he pretty or what? He has basically ruined all other men for me. Sorry, bros.
Bisexual not in the "gender binary" sense, but in the "my gender and other genders" sense (so come at me, all you non-binary folks!). "Queer" is probably better, but sometimes I worry I don't deserve the label because I haven't done enough to dismantle the kyriarchy. Maybe we can dismantle it together on our first date. Or we could just get ice cream.