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sxejoe

38 Lynnwood, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Even though I am fantastic looking, I am still quite intelligent." ~ Shahrukh Khan

So I'm falling down this mountain, mouth full of fresh snow, wondering if I am about to become one of those beginner snowboarding statistics. Crisp air, clear blue sky overhead, snow covered trees whizzing past me. I definitely heard a "crazy gringo" from the direction of the very nice Hispanic family to my left as I came careening to a halt in quite an impressive shower of snow. In my "need for speed" I had forgotten, again, that my first lesson had been about two hours prior. Grinning like an imbecile, adrenaline pumping, I jumped on the chair lift again.

Next up, falling off the top of the mountain... maybe after a few more trips down the blue runs.

After savagely beating my alarm clock into submission every Monday morning I think to myself, "If only there was some sort of structure that we could construct to span across this obstacle connecting these two roads and aiding in travel!" Oh, wait that's my job, I build bridges! And about anything else. Warning: driving down the highway with me will get an endless stream of "Hey! I built that! And that!".

Not that building massive structures of steel and concrete isn't exciting it does leave me many opportunities to pursue my dream of starting my business as a lion taming, bush pilot/steampunk mad scientist and leaving me free to relax most weekends with a glass of wine and a good book catching up on Doctor Who or maybe just gaming with my minions (er, kids).

As for the kind of woman I find attractive… she’s got a down-to-earth attitude and knows how to get the most out of life, right now. She’s active, both mentally and physically, enjoys the outdoors, fantastic home cooked meals (I swear I should be on Food network), and Occasionally rocking out at a show, or going to whatever con or faire that sounds interesting.

Warning: if you can’t hold onto a conversation about more than what Brad and Angelina did last summer, we’re not the best match. On the other hand, if you know what you want, and aren’t afraid of having a ton of fun while going after it, send me a message and let’s chat…
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Been looking for a new career. I've been building stuff since I was 19 and dropped out of college. Is it too late to learn to be a lion tamer?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a huge tease.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I am a closet Science Fiction geek.

Movies easier to give my favorite directors: Joss Whedon, Stanley Kubrick, Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Luc Besson, Quentin Tarantino, Terry Gilliam, Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, James Cameron, Tim Burton, Guillermo del Toro, Peter Jackson

Music: I listen to a little of anything as long as its good, especially good rock and roll.

Food: Omnivore, I'm always looking for my next food experience as long as my wallet and my waistline hold out.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lets see, skip the regular boring garbage

Great meals with friends, the feel of silk, good coffee, flirting, the sound of little ones laughing, music

and my phone, I live on that thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How boring my profile is and how I'm going to spice it up!

How everything I seem to know I learned from The Princess Bride and Doctor Who. That would explain the unfortunate bowtie phase I think.

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