Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there. My name is Jonathan. I am a carbon-based human specimen
of the male variety, and an ISTJ. I also have a habit of forming
short, but structurally correct sentences.
I'd like to think that if we got to hang out, there would never be
an 'awkward silence', so don't worry; if you're nervous, I'll just
tease you. Dates should never be awkward, they should be hilarious…
And maybe even sexy. As a result, I've always been completely
compelled by my emotions to engage in risky behaviour. Sometimes
this gets me into trouble, but more often than not, it gets me into
See also: http://synapticmysfire.tumblr.com/post/57257038678/3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Prostituting my talents in TV for a crust. Studying at RMIT. When
I'm not knee-deep in the technological aspects of life, the
universe, and everything, you can find me outside shooting with my
DSLR, or having coffee at your far-from-typical family run coffee
As of late, I've found myself collecting vintage Canon cameras and
glass, along with a steadily growing compliment/collection of new
EF lenses. I have a tendency to collect primes over zooms, (for
some reason I've wound up with three 50mm lenses all in different
flavours) and my collection reflects this.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking abstract concepts and giving them metaphorical wings,
gauges, switches, crank handles and lightbulbs for better
understanding. The addition of bacon to any idea immediately gives
it much-much more credo.
Making lists, (and leaving them behind) schedules, (but I'm not
really the best manager of time) daydreaming on public transport,
(and getting rudely interrupted by Transit Officers) and being
objective, (about being objective). I don't know how all of those
actually fit into one cohesive bundle of individual, but hey. I
exist, don't I? (Don't answer that.)
Rewinding my DVD collection, separating the black jellybeans from
the coloured ones, counting to 2048 in base-2, and good old
fashioned belly laughs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- 'OMG... Your hands! They're huge!'
- 'Your eyes... They change colour.'
- 'You've had HOW many cups of coffee today?! Why aren't you
stroking your typical-evil-henchman-cat, laughing manically and
jumping off great heights yet?'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Golden Books, tales by the Brothers Grimm,
and Better Homes and Gardens (What?!)
Movies: too much YouTubey-indie crap
TV: Breaking Bad, Chuck, House, Numb3rs, Sesame
Street, Days of our Lives
Music: Death Cab for Cutie, Amy Meredith, Thirsty
Merc, Dashboard Confessional.
Food: Whatever you're eating. Om nom nom.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Purpose, ambition, drive, enthusiasm, desire and persistence.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Repeatedly re-tying my shoes, counting to the letter B, what colour
tie should I wear?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking multiple lemon, lime, and bitters, gallivanting up and
down a busy main street in any typical Australian city in a black
hooded robe, throwing LED throwies and sipping orange juice -
y'know, the usual.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How about you get to know me first. ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel an innate desire for you to spill open your heart and
mind out onto the keyboard in a flurry of emotion and
You know where your towel is.
You can tie your shoes in three moves or less.
You know what DFTBA stands for.
You can burp on command.
You liek mudkipz, know that the cake is a lie and realise that you
have just lost The Game.
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