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34 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
Middle Eastern
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Seattle transplant - been here 8 years and wouldn't want to be anywhere else at this point. Pretty laid back guy; been suspected of being a robot in the past (mostly by myself), but actually do have emotions/feelings just not shown a lot. Except laughter - I do a lot of that. Enjoy reading and consuming things, trying to create things in equal measure and having mixed success with that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For a living: rocking out the software world. Outside of work: taking care of a crazy dog and two cute cats (they're also crazy, and Bruce is also cute, not sure why I chose each adjective here), reading, trying to learn keyboards and other such life-meaning-seeking activities.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm book-smart, so I'm pretty good at maths/physics/etc. and really good at making computers do my bidding. So if you're ever in a life-threatening situation where the only way to save your life is to solve some differential equations you'll be really glad if I'm with you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My exuberant laughter, and my foreign accent (based on a real research sample of one friend).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Last Unicorn, Super Sad True Love Story, lots of sci-fi, Kundera, "Godel, Escher, Bach", ...
Shows: Stewart & Colbert. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Doctor Who, Bob's Burgers, ...
Movies: Monty Python (all), Snatch, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, ...
Podcasts: Planet Money, Freakonomics, This American Life, Radiolab
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My bike: not that I'm crazy good at it or anything (I'm just a casual city cyclist), but if it's within ~45 minute biking distance and it's not crazy weather I usually take it and love it.
2. My laptop and other computing devices
3. Peanut butter
4. Books - paper or electronic (I like the ideas more than the medium)
5. Podcasts
6. My non-human house companions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The cosmos - but mostly the food portions of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out enjoying the Seattle nightlife.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I overuse/abuse parenthesis (and I get really annoyed if I read something with an unclosed parenthesis (probably a programmer thing)).
You should message me if
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You don't hate any particular group of people (well, I'll allow the Westboro Church), appreciate a nice conversation and want to have one with me.