If you want this to be simple, go to the second-last paragraph. Or like Reebok just do the whole thing.
I'm Sapiosessual. Very thenthual. When it comes to who I dig, I do have tastes but no rules.
I'm looking for someone who sees part of reality through metaphor, and who gives part of their heart to the unspeakable. I never call anything deep. It's all just a place to be for me.
I'm trouble. I'm also accustomed to going through trouble to find companionship. Unicorns are hard to find and worth pursuing anyway, or some obnoxious analogy like that, right?
Or is it that I'm a rowdy nerd, a bookish scoundrel. Who knows anyway. Too nice for some, too crude for others. Maybe perfect for someone(s) out there.
I notice your eyes popping out of your head as my page loads and you see the scrolly bit to the right shrinking down to the size of a neutron. This is to ensure that those of you who like to pile on the hate by assuming that a large amount of autobiographical information is necessarily narcissistic, get their gratuitous hate on. You're totally welcome. Totallies.
Actually I think it's more important to check whether you'll 'get' me than to say stuff about me. So I shared some thoughts.
The most important qualities in people for me are:
-sense of humor
I'm not such a huge fan of consumerism and subburbia gone wild, but then, I don't know what will pacify humanity's dark inner streak better than those.
Wanna help me film dance and instructional videos?
Man, browsing this site can sometimes make logic feel like fiction.
There's no easy way to say this, but here goes: if you only have headshots or no shots on this site, I will consider you unwilling to reveal who or what you are. Which for my taste is not dating material. If you think this signals me as superficial, then yes, your logical leap flags you as unsuited for me even further. I just saved us both time :)