Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know how people almost always start this part off with talking
about how much they hate it? Well, as much as I hate tired old
clichés, they're not lying. Anywho, what is it that I do again? Oh,
yeah, I clean a casino for a living. The time not spent doing that
is fairly evenly divided between coffee shops, bars, or just
hanging out wherever with friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Way too much working. But filling the times in between
work and sleep with as much fun and excitement as I possibly can.
Friends, music, beer, etc.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking unnecessary quantities of coffee, putting Sriracha on
things it doesn't belong on, hiding from my boss at work, producing
The first things people usually notice about me
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Usually the beard. Almost always the beard, actually. Especially
for random drunk people that I run into. They're rather fond of
such nicknames as "Jesus", "John Lennon", and "Charles Manson".
Still not entirely sure how to feel about this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books were almost certainly the Lord of the Rings
series (a little cliché, I know). Although I do have a soft spot
for Ray Bradbury. In terms of movies, I really enjoy Tarantino. I
don't watch a lot of TV besides late night, hyper-left wing comedy
programs (Stephen Colbert is my hero). But I am an enormous fan of
The Venture Bros. Yes, I know, it's a cartoon. It's also, honestly,
one of the most well-written television programs I've ever seen.
Music is really my primary form of entertainment. I like mellow,
female singers (Regina Spektor, Marina and the Diamonds, Florence +
the Machine, Jenny Lewis, Lily Allen); heavier bands (Every Time I
Die, Mastodon, Alexisonfire); and electronic dance music (DotEXE,
Krewella, Knife Party, Porter Robinson) for the most part. Oh, and
food? I could eat at this little Chinese restaurant in downtown
Rock Island every day. I really could.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee- Seriously, shit just does not get done without that magical
elixir of life.
Friends- I have a lot of them. They're pretty cool.
Internet- I may have a slightly crippling dependence on my
constant, invisible link to all of the everything.
Phone- It's a nice phone and all. But, it's more my security
blanket than anything. It doesn't even matter if I don't actually
need it for anything. It just has to be there. I might have a
Money- Because let's be realistic.
Cigarettes- This is the part where you have every right in the
world to judge me. I make no excuses for my psycholigical and
physiological chemical dependencies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. No, really, space is super fucking cool. Anyone who can say
they have a favorite astrophysicist is a friend of mine (and let's
be honest, we're all going to say it's Neil DeGrasse Tyson).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working til just after midnight. So, depending on what's going on,
I'll either just go home to do exciting, social things like catch
up with my YouTube subscriptions or make some music. Or I may go
over to a friend's house to hang out with some friends and have a
few beers. I quite adamantly despise going out to most bars on the
weekends, barring any outstanding circumstances.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm lame enough to have, not one, but two Twitter accounts.
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