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synthase

26 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Greek (Okay)

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My self-summary
Man, I really shouldn't be editing this at 4 am, but I can't sleep so here we go.

I'm Alan. I'm currently attending PSU in pursuit of my PhD in Psychology. I also work part time at Fred Meyers, you know, to pay the rent. I'm from Toronto, but I've lived all over the place, including Portland, Santa Fe, and France.

I'm something of a shameless academic, and will discuss any topic at great length, even if I know nothing about it. I love logic puzzles, and games of skill. I attend a board game night every week, and it is a blast. If you think that board games are just Monopoly and Risk, then I have a whole new world to show you.

I'm really interested in a stable and fun companionship here. It seems I spend most of my time working, and that leaves little time for making new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Schooling, working. Looking for ways to meet some new people.
I’m really good at
I was once an expert fencer, and swing dancer, and I still can hold my own at both. I'm a great chef and I'm good at building stuff, breaking stuff, and rebuilding stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually people notice that I dress nicely. People tell me I have a calming voice, and a nice smile. Also, people often comment on my dark sense of humor, but that comes after I'm comfortable around someone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Colors of Chaos (and other books from same series), Dune, Snow Crash, Leviathan, The Prince, anything by Jean Jacques Rousseau, The Discworld Series, Shogun.

Movies: Memento, most things by Christopher Nolan, Shaun of the Dead, Attack the Block, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Various anime movies, the Man from Earth.

Shows: Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Cowboy Bebop, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec., Archer, Venture Bros, Futurama, the Guild, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sherlock, The Office, The Daily Show, the Colbert Report.

Music: Daft Punk, Decemberist, Electric President, Mogwai, Portishead, Massive Attack, David Bowey, Andrew Bird, M.C. Frontalot, and Johnathan Coulton, just to name a few.

Games: Skyrim, Metal Gear Solid, Half-Life, TF2, League of Legends, Arkham City, Assassin's Creed, Prince of Persia, Katamari, Amnesia: the Dark Descent, Portal, Anno 2070, Disgaea, Valkyria Chronicles, Final Fantasy (most of them), Dark Cloud 2.
The six things I could never do without
1. The internet. As much as I hate to admit it, I am a denizen of the internet.
2. Fine Cheeses. Seems self explanatory.
3. A good book.
4. A pencil + Paper/sketchbook.
5. Nice clothing.
6. Transportation. I can't stand to be cooped up for very long.

(note: this list is not in order of importance, but, rather, order of occurrence to me.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, and the past, and where they bleed into each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at a game night, or maybe at work. Otherwise I'm out doing something on the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really and genuinely think there is a beauty to math.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are not ashamed of who you are, especially if you consider yourself to be a geek/nerd/awkward individual.
If you can carry on a decent discussion, and hold your own in a debate without it getting personal.
If you like gaming of any sort, and are looking for someone to play with/against.
If you want to go rock climbing, hiking, or camping.
If you want to relax and cuddle while watching silly movies and TV shows.
Any of the above, feel free to message me!