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26 London, UK Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Irish & bearded. I live in East London and spend my days convincing myself that the rest of it is good too, having a pint with friends or jumping around at a rave. Sometimes I like to pretend to be cultured and visit a museum or art gallery.
What I’m doing with my life
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After studying design I ended up building websites to make people's lives easier. It's fun, and pretty rewarding.

I'm also learning to drive at the moment. Better late than never and all that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scoping out the good places to eat and drink. My goal is to sample a new national cuisine as often as I can. Turns out there's lots of national cuisines, so it could take me a while.

Obscure film trivia and random facts are 2 areas that I could compete in at an Olympic level. I'm just waiting on them being added. One day.

I like to think I'm a decent cook. I have been known to kick people out of the kitchen for being unable to dice vegetables properly. I haven't died from food poisoning yet, so there's that too.

Being Irish, I'm also fairly good at drinking. Long distance drinking only, I'm not a speed drinker.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair. Then it's my accent. I'm very easy to spot and hear in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: World War Z. Foundation. Neuromancer. Snow Crash. I, Robot.

Movies: Black Dynamite. The Room. Akira. Trainspotting. Primer. Fight Club. Alien(s). Hunger. Princess Mononoke. National Treasure - because who doesn't like Nick Cage?

Shows: Always Sunny. Workaholics. Breaking Bad. Game of Thrones. Seinfeld. Clone High. 30 Rock. The X-Files. BSG. The Wire. Lost. Firefly. Monkey Dust. Spaced. IT Crowd. Father Ted.

Music: Techno, Jungle and other weird electronic music. Surgeon, Clark, Phuture, Jon Hopkins, Evian Christ, Venetian Snares, Ceephax Acid Crew, Aaron Spectre, Knifehandchop, 0=0, FFF, Boards of Canada, Burial, Squarepusher, Fuck Buttons and Aphex Twin. I once convinced someone at Bloc that I was Aphex Twin.

Food: Anything. The weirdest thing I've eaten was probably chicken stomachs. They were actually alright.

Podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Answer Me This, The Bugle, Hardcore History, Rooster Teeth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Loud Music
The Internet
At this point Citymapper stops me getting lost at least once a week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life. How I can go about funding a round the world trip. What I should have for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a pub with some friends or at a rave in the back room of a pub. At a pub either way, usually in East London.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a habit of making a dick out of myself in front of minor celebrities.
You should message me if
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You like beards, accents or you fancy a drink. Also, if you don't go all 'Misery' on me, that would be great.