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26 Hackney, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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Irish & bearded. Originally from Belfast and I haven't lost my accent at all.

I like electronic music, festivals, weird places in London and a pint after a day of swearing at my computer.

Apparently I'm ENFP. Does that mean I need to see a Doctor or something?
What I’m doing with my life
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Studied design and ended up making websites. I really enjoy it but that'll never last.

I'm also learning to drive at the moment. Better late than never and all that.

I recently went to two dance music festivals, two weekends in a row with St Patrick's day in between. I was pretty broken by the end of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Last week I came first in a pub quiz that was made for a primary school class which I'm pretty proud of.

Going for a run after staying out all night and having a few hours sleep.

I also make a pretty good Chilli.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my hair/beard. Then it's my accent. I'm very easy to spot and hear in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: World War Z. Foundation. Neuromancer. Snow Crash. I, Robot. Lots of sci-fi and mostly audiobooks. I have the attention span of a goldfish for reading so audiobooks while walking everywhere is the ticket.

Movies: Lots. Black Dynamite. The Room. Akira. Trainspotting. Dead Man's Shoes. The Congress. Primer. Hackers. The Matrix. Fight Club. Alien(s). Hunger. Princess Mononoke. National Treasure - because who doesn't like Nick Cage? I tend to go for interesting and offbeat indie films rather than big blockbusters.

Shows: Lots. Currently watching: Attack on Titan. Always Sunny. Workaholics. Game of Thrones. Silicon Valley. Twin Peaks.

Music: Lots and lots, but mostly Techno, Acid, Jungle, Breakcore and other electronic music. Surgeon, Clark, Phuture, Jon Hopkins, Evian Christ, Venetian Snares, Die Antwoord, Bonkers, Rustie, Plastician, Ceephax Acid Crew, Aaron Spectre, Knifehandchop, 0=0, FFF, Boards of Canada, Burial, Squarepusher, Fuck Buttons and Aphex Twin. I once convinced someone at a festival that I was Aphex Twin. Occasionally I'll listen to other varying extremes like Hard Techno, Ghettotech, Happy Hardcore, Old Skool Dubstep, Downbeat and even Bassline and Garage.

Food: Anything. The weirdest thing I've eaten was probably chicken stomachs. They were actually alright. Big into Sushi, Burritos, Pizza, Ramen and Bánh mì.

Podcasts: Radiolab, This American Life, Answer Me This, The Bugle, Hardcore History, Rooster Teeth.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Internet
My bike
At this point Citymapper stops me getting lost at least once a week
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm doing with my life. How I can go about funding a round the world trip. What I should have for lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a pub with some friends or at a rave. Sometimes I'll hit up one of the museum lates or see some unusual show. Last Friday I went to bed at 11. Saturday however was a rave in Edinburgh that was so good I woke up on Sunday and found sequins in my hair. Absolutely no idea where they came from.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a habit of making a dick out of myself in front of minor celebrities.

I was once on national TV, jumping up and down with my cousin in the background of a fairly famous show. If you manage to guess which one the first round is on me.

Not particularly private but I don't drink tea or coffee. People find it strange especially once they realise I have quite a lot of energy at all hours.
You should message me if
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You like beards, accents or electronic music.