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synthicorn

23 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:40am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Mad but grounded pervert.

Love my mind first and my body second.

N/b good at writing profiles- crap at small talk!

I spend most of my time on the fetish scene or in the art world, performing, working, creating and modelling. I'm a busy gal looking for someone interesting to get to know and share fun things with, chilled out Sundays of massage and cake and inquisitive weekdays- fighting over who's turn it is to get dressed and make tea.

I'm a culture vulture- I like the theatre and opera and the ballet. I attend poetry readings and write more than just pornography, I studied philosophy and miss her dearly. I enjoy literature and weird films but its rare something which tickles my tastes is on at a cinema. I am a creator rather than a consumer. I get on best with people over 30, I maybe in my early 20s but most of my friends are from 30 to 50 and often still I'm the responsible one!

I'm an artist. I follow the concept of life as art- more when you meet me...

I'm a bit of a hippie, I like swimming but not in pools, only in the sea/ rivers. I'm vegetarian and I don't do drugs. I never have and they just don't appeal to me. I'm kind of pagan, in that I follow my intuitions and do what is important to me, but I don't really believe in a godhead persay more of a greater power which effects everything.

Equally I'm a bit of a goth, I love goth music, but haven't been goth clubbing in ages- I just don't have time. I really like all those trad goth things which I can't be bothered to list but I am sure you can guess at anyway.

I'm like punk but with out the yobishness. I don't really drink very often but I have quiet a punk attitude, that is more of the genuine I don't care than the full frontal fuck you I don't care (to piss you off) I go on protests, I have political leanings, I do what I want but I don't need to shout about it.

I'm a relaxed open individual and I try and be realistically positive. I like cafs and charity shops. I'm polyamourous (IE- I am open to having more than one partner at a time, that's relationally not sexually thus the 'amour' opposed to saying I'm in an open relationship which is different!) and pansexual so gender doesn't matter so much, respect, positivity and eccentricity do.

RE Poly- I currently have a Dominant who I see when I can (this is not very often) and we care about each other a great deal, but I am looking for a relationship.

FYI I will not be your manic pixie dream girl, this is a two way street.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creation, Performance, modeling, event hosting, dancing, partying, museums, art galleries, good food, cooking/baking, walks in nature/ the city, debates, books and writing.... oh and life as art baby ;)

Work wise- I put on (award winning!) parties, model, and perform.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creativity, promotion, talking too much, dancing, partying for three days straight sans extra circulars, walking long distances, pulling off strange clothes, penniless adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Lack of hair, my choice of outfit....perhaps I am singing to myself whilst walking alone in platform heels and neon clothing during rush hour....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
People inspire me more than books and films at the moment- Sheree Rose and Bob Flanagan, Gen Breyer P Orrige, Roccio Bolivar, Fakir Musafar, Marina Abramovic, Aktionism, Leigh Bowery etc

Angela Carter and Fairy tales, The Art of Cruelty, The Last Unicorn.

But I'm a Cheerleader, Das Experiment, Drop Dead Fred, Eastern Promises, Crash, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The History Boys, The Hannibal Films, Jubilee, David Lynch, Lolita, The Moomins, Save the Green Planet, Spaced, Taxidermia and Walk the Line!

Love the theatre, whether its cheesy shows or deep and artful.

From Nina Hagen to Nick Cave via The Bonzo Dog Doo Dah band, X Ray Spex and Poison Girls, Throw in Bruce Springsteen and Rasputina too...

Food- lots of it, well made, cakes, fruit, fry ups, sushi, roasts! Hearty vegan cooking- all the good things.

Weight lifting, long walks, yoga.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Love, Art, Fetish, Nature, good food, good company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Queer politics, feminist issues, the beauty of the world, performance parameters, feminism, Dominance and submission, latex, art, bringing the underground into the light, walks in the park, nature nature nature, poetry, prose, writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Performing, partying or resting up in preparation for the aforementioned!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a wacky, creative individual and words like freak, queer, whore and pervert are terms of endearment. If you are as high on life as me. Female weight lifters and PTs who fancy a gym date- lets roll- always fancied being one of those amazing fitspo couples? Lets go.

P.S Freaks and fruits take refuge here, long haired men, skin heads, facial tats and piercings admired, circus skills and tribal dance encouraged.

Is there anybody ALIVE out there??

Not interested in hearing from people who want sex, people who just want me to fulfil their fantasies, straight cis boys who think its all about them, straight girls who want to experiment. <3 Sane freaks and weirdos only. <3