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synthonyou

32 Dallas, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 3:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTJ

Hi, I'm Reset Smith
I'm 4 years old
I enjoy jetpack racing, human boxing, and early Titte Bros.
My ideal date would be with a female human, who is at least 4' shorter than me. And light enough for me to carry above my head, and sprint for one hundred yards.
We could go to to a nice appliance store, and grab the spinning fans.
Or maybe go stare at an eclipse, while screaming AT IT.
And that man was Eli Whitney.
Then, we could retire back to my place, and play 100 games of video pong, pong.
Or simply get to know one another, by dragging each other around my living room with a large magnet. I'm talking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Playing with synthesizers and drum machines and screaming. Also I cook.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lolita. Bunnicula. Quantum psychology. Psychopathia sexualis. Story of o. Midnight's children. The age of reason. Breakfast of champions. 1984. Brave new world. Beyond good and evil. Anything by Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Ray Bradbury, Ira Levin, tom robbins, David Sedaris, Shel Silverstein, H.P. Lovecraft, Nieztche, M. De Sade, arg, too many to name. And I just started a song of fire and ice.

(I like horror, comedy, documentaries, little bit of everything )
Rosemary's baby. There will be blood. Lolita. Being john malkovich, crumb, welcome to the dollhouse, doom generation, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, ghost world, eagle vs shark, amelie, natural born killers, motel, lost in translation. Rushmore. The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
Anything by David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Wes Anderson, Alejandro Jodorosky, Takashi Miike, Fritz Lang, Stanley Kubrick, kenneth anger, or John Waters.

(Cartoons, comedy, anime, drama, etc )
Snl. Strangers with candy. MSt3k. Wondershowzen. Frisky dingo. Brak show. Office. Kids in the hall, Seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm. adventure time, parks and rec, 30 rock, regular show, tim and eric, 60's doctor who, archer, ahs, freaks and geeks. Its always sunny. Arrested Development. Community. game of thrones, Dexter, Nathan for you, cowboy bebop, attack on titan, dears, neon genesis evangelion, and breaking bad.

(im all over the place, blues, jazz, big band, psychedelic, glam rock, Punk, post-punk, riot grrl, electro, IDM, metal, etc.. I have over a thousand records, yes vinyl, so it's hard to really say I have favorites but)
Gary Numan, Brian Eno, Bowie, Lou Reed, Adam and the Ants, The Locust, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, capsule, Björk, Goldfrapp, hayaino daisuki, T-ara, xeno and oaklander, beach house, rilo kiley, captain beefheart, bright eyes tobacco, BMSR, the blow, the cramps, christain death, cocteau twins, CDR, Billy holiday, Dan deacon, chuck Berry

Pizza. Thai food. Sushi. Mexican food. Whiskey (particularily irish and scotch) and Newcastle.
Whatever's left over from my last ritual livestock mutilation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm pretty utilitarian and don't need much as far as material possession besides music equipment.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have synthesizers, or pizza pie, or pie.