Hi, I'm Reset Smith
I'm 4 years old
I enjoy jetpack racing, human boxing, and early Titte Bros.
My ideal date would be with a female human, who is at least 4' shorter than me. And light enough for me to carry above my head, and sprint for one hundred yards.
We could go to to a nice appliance store, and grab the spinning fans.
Or maybe go stare at an eclipse, while screaming AT IT.
And that man was Eli Whitney.
Then, we could retire back to my place, and play 100 games of video pong, pong.
Or simply get to know one another, by dragging each other around my living room with a large magnet. I'm talking.
I'm into body positivity and sex positivity.
I'm open to open mindedness in literal and figurative terms.
(I like horror, comedy, documentaries, little bit of everything )
Rosemary's baby. There will be blood. Lolita. Being john malkovich, crumb, welcome to the dollhouse, doom generation, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, ghost world, eagle vs shark, amelie, natural born killers, motel, lost in translation. Rushmore. The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
Anything by David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Wes Anderson, Alejandro Jodorosky, Takashi Miike, Fritz Lang, Stanley Kubrick, kenneth anger, or John Waters.
(Cartoons, comedy, anime, drama, etc )
Snl. Strangers with candy. MSt3k. Wondershowzen. Frisky dingo. Brak show. Office. Kids in the hall, Seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm. adventure time, parks and rec, 30 rock, regular show, tim and eric, 60's doctor who, archer, ahs, freaks and geeks. Its always sunny. Arrested Development. Community. game of thrones, Dexter, Nathan for you, cowboy bebop, attack on titan, dears, neon genesis evangelion, and breaking bad.
(im all over the place, blues, jazz, big band, psychedelic, glam rock, Punk, post-punk, riot grrl, electro, IDM, metal, etc.. I have over a thousand records, yes vinyl, so it's hard to really say I have favorites but)
Gary Numan, Brian Eno, Bowie, Lou Reed, Adam and the Ants, The Locust, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, capsule, Björk, Goldfrapp, hayaino daisuki, T-ara, xeno and oaklander, beach house, rilo kiley, captain beefheart, bright eyes tobacco, BMSR, the blow, the cramps, christain death, cocteau twins, CDR, Billy holiday, Dan deacon, chuck Berry
Pizza. Thai food. Sushi. Mexican food. Whiskey (particularily irish and scotch) and Newcastle.
Whatever's left over from my last ritual livestock mutilation.