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31 M Dallas, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Handsome hobo.

I'm into synthesizers, drum machines, sequencers & samplers, 8-bit emulators, bass, painting, dinosaurs..
What I’m doing with my life
Went to school for psychology, dropped out, was in a band or two, worked crappy jobs, going back for film and audio.
Currently a security guard for a concert venue.
I’m really good at
Rolling cigarettes, programming and arranging audio, growing a beard, not going to church, vintage video games, watercolor painting, collecting vinyl records, picking out slacks. I also do a pretty good impression of Carl and meatwad from ATHF.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lolita. Bunnicula. Quantum psychology. Psychopathia sexualis. Story of o. Midnight's children. The age of reason. Breakfast of champions. 1984. Brave new world. Beyond good and evil. Anything by Anais Nin, Henry Miller, Ray Bradbury, Ira Levin, David Sedaris, Shel Silverstein, H.P. Lovecraft, M. De Sade, arg, too many to name.

Rosemary's baby. There will be blood. Lolita. Being john malkovich, Scott Pilgrim vs the world, ghost world, eagle vs shark, amelie, natural born killers, motel, lost in translation. Rushmore. The cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
Anything by David Lynch, Darren Aronofsky, Wes Anderson, Alejandro Jodorosky, Takashi Miike, Fritz Lang, Stanley Kubrick or John Waters.

Snl. Strangers with candy. MSt3k. Wondershowzen. Frisky dingo. Brak show. Office. Kids in the hall, Seinfeld, curb your enthusiasm. adventure time, parks and rec, 30 rock, regular show, tim and eric, 60's doctor who, archer, ahs, freaks and geeks. Its always sunny. Arrested Development. Community. I just recently got into the game of thrones, Dexter, Nathan for you, souleater and breaking bad.

Gary Numan, Brian Eno, Bowie, Lou Reed, Adam and the Ants, The Locust, Kyary Pamyu Pamyu, capsule, Björk, Goldfrapp, hayaino daisuki, T-ara, xeno and oaklander, beach house, rilo kiley, captain beefheart, bright eyes, converge, BMSR, the blow, the cramps, christain death, cocteau twins, CDR, Billy holiday, Dan deacon, chuck Berry, mux Mool, Serge Gainsborough, fear, GG allin..
PUNK!!! Jazz and big band 1920-1955. Metal. Early 80's coldwave. chiptune. Idm.

Thai food. Sushi. Mexican food. Vagina. Whiskey (particularily irish and scotch) and Newcastle.
Whatever's left over from my last ritual livestock mutilation.
The six things I could never do without
Craft or least a decent import beer
A cat or dog
Music equipment or at least a recording device
Cartoons or memes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm a leg man, so legs, sexy fucking legs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing my best to make it less typical.
Or working.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like my face.

You have a big nose, no, seriously, its my one weird thing.

You feel like it.

You want someone to watch cartoons with.

Please don't message me if you can't properly formulate a sentence, are soliciting for your business or religious organization, or are into beastiality.